Sex and The City the movie

Bon bon huffing housewives will get their two hour fix once
more when Sex and The City the movie hits theatres probably never.
HBO is now in talks with the celebrities of the once A-List sex
hungry,maritally deprived foursome. All of their movie careers
are doing mediocre at best these days. except Cynthia Nixon
who barely landed a guest spot on ER. I personally could not
bare to sit for two hours in a movie theatre with wahtever chick
dragged me there to see four nymphomaniacs talk about their
periods and how they love to buy Gucci before they make a night out
on the town.The show was painful, and of course no nudity
from Sarah Jessica Parker, which we were all expecting. I myself
will be on a cinematic hiatus when this hits box offices. But maybe
they can teach movie goers how to improve relationships. And
then fuck their brains out.

Mel Gibson sympatizes with Michael Richards

" I like him." Gibson says of Richards. He spoke
candidly about the racist tirade from once mainstream
comedian Michael Richards. " I feel badly for the guy.He
was obviously in a state of stress." He told Entertainment
Weekly.I personally like Michael Richards. But could you
imagine if these two were in the same room together?
People would think it was a klan meeting. When asked
what Mel thought of Richards critics, he said,"They'll
probably torure him for a little while and then let him go."
Does everything have to be about torture for Mel Gibson?
When asked by The Associated Press what Richards might
do after the tirade,reguarding people wanting to work with
him, Gibson was more than reassuring that no one will
hold a grudge against Richards." No people aren't like that.
Thos are just the headlines:'Mel Ostracized by Hollywood!'
Hollywood is what you make it.There is no great poo-bah
up there saying, Go you are Condemned!" However, it
is a different story from people working closest with Richards.
A former actor who used to work with Richards on his failed
television show, The Michael Richards Show said that he feared
for his well being every time he was on stage with him. He
confessed on Howard Stern," He made threats to everybody.
He once told the producer,'I will kill you.I have a gun and I will
do the time.' He could be extremely abusive." It seems like we
are getting two different reactions from this Michael Richards
story. Either way, he will continue to be chastized on the Jesse
Jackson radio program, until Richards can find his own inner peace.
In which he will then build back his career to the D list acting
jobs and comedic gigs he was partaking in before this incident.

Geri Halliwell - corset and briefs

Geri Halliwell may currently be out of the spotlight, but that's no reason not to enjoy her past successes. Here's a nice photoshoot of the woman herself in a corset and heels. Not very tight, I admit, but maybe she can work on that :)



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Nick Lachey straight up tells Jessica he is Marrying Vanessa Minnillo

I can't blame him. If you were him, would you leave Jessica
for Minnillo? I would. I am getting married agin Jess, and I wanted
you to hear it from me." He was reported as saying. Right. I would
have called her just to hear her cry. That's alot for Jessica to handle.
An ex moving on and right before your sex tape drops. I am still
captivated by the picture above, and I hope Nick releases a sex tape
of Minnillo as well. A source was quoted as saying, "After the phone
call Jessica did all she could to contain her emotions." By that
I am sure she meant getting a piggy back ride from daddy.

Jessica Alba wants to be a skeleton

So now we have the most smokin hot woman to walk the
planet earth saying she wants to be skinnier.She is quoted
as saying, " I have curves, but I really dont like them. I wish
I was skinnier and taller." Looking at the picture above I can
tell you this is the textbook definition of no room for improvement.
I love Jessica Alba, and while Britney Spears and Paris Hilton
are puking on stages and flashing their pussy to the paparazzi,
Jessica Alba, Scarlett Johansson and the rest of the classy
young crowd are working on their career and perfecting their
sex appeal. I hope she overcomes this awful concept and rejuvenates
her confidence by posing in Playboy.

Wild on Brooke

Brooke Burke, need I
say more?
[Popoholic]

Britney Spears' vagina
is more famous than
Paris Hilton.
[ A Socialite's Life]

The future caretaker
of KFed. [ DListed]

Sean Preston Spears,
the next Blanket Jackson.
[ Defamer]

Paris is scanning at
Kinkos. Probably
pictures of herself.
[Egotastic]

Celebrities gather to
celebrate release of
VW's new SUV. What
does it look like? I have
no fucking clue.
[Popsugar]

Lindsay Lohan has expensive
fetishes. [ IDLYITW]

If Wilson and Hudson mate.
[City Rag]

Joe Simpson loves being
incestuous with his daughter.
[ Pink Is The New Blog]

Pink - ballet heels and latex bustier

Many thanks to Sebastian for sending in this image of Pink looking very Elvira-esque. Love those ballet shoes!

This is a promo shot from her U + Ur Hand video.



KG

Paris Hilton and Britney Spears to host Billboard Music Awards

Yuck. This is odd. It looks that Paris and Britney
Sparis, is going to be hosting the Billboard Music Awards
together. It is set in Las Vegas next week.Live on FOX
Dec.4. Good lord. Neither of them are scheduled to perform.
I am sure there will be a publicity stunt. Britney will rip
off her pantiless skirt and grind the podium as Paris shoots
ping pong balls out of her bagina. It comes as a releif that
Paris will not perform. Does she know how to perform?
I have never heard of a Paris Hilton concert. I don't think
she knows how to do that whole "perform" thing.They will
begin their segment with another KFed skit. Instead of
lowering him into a cardboard box and throwing it into a
river, they will connect car jumpers to his balls and shoot
him with a paintball gun. Will they? I don't know. This
is a cry for attention, for Britney to show how much she can
actually suck and for Paris to show how how indifferent she
actually is for the well being of our pop stars. I am also sure
Britney will wear her Little Miss Sunshine shirt on the show.
Make sure you catch it, it will be the freak show of the year.

Nelly Furtado wants to upstage Natalie Portman

Nelly Furtado, pop/RandB,hip-hop singer thingy, has said
that she is very much so in love with Gael Garcia Bernal. She
said that she has had a major crush on him since seeing The
Motorcycle Diaries. Right now Bernal is dating Natalie Portman.
Dream on Nelly, he is dating one of the single most beautiful
women in Hollywood. I don't think he is going to ditch an A List
star to date a girl who likes to kick it on the urban front yo.
" I am very in love with Gael Garcia Bernal!" She was quoted
as saying. I know Nelly was about to do Playboy, and I still
want her to, but setting her sights on whoring away a man
from Natalie Portman is just way out of her league.Though
this can be a good thing, it could throw Natalie Portman back
on the market.Then maybe she will hook up with a sleaze
bag and make a porn tape. I can dream.

Emma Bunton - PVC mini skirt and boots

It's been a while since I've posted a video, so I hope this makes up for the delay.

Here's former Spice Girl Emma Bunton giving a performance of one of her first solo projects, 'What I Am.' I like the black PVC mini skirt and the knee-high boots have a great stiletto heel on them.

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Britney and Paris dyke it up in the men's room like a couple of average Joe's

Some call them Spilton. I can't see how you can turn
away from Sparis. Thats what they need to do, spare us from
this lame ass publicity stunt to further their career. If they
have any friendship at all, it is purely tabloidial and sexual.
Paris will never have a good pop CD and Britney will never be
a hot model. Recently the two were at Guy's in Beverly Hills
doing friend things of course. Apparently avoiding Lindsay
Lohan and planning their next planned upskirt pussy slip.
However they took a break from their air headed, bubblegum
pop brainstorming and decided to retire to the john. The Men's
john. A bystander was quoted as saying, " the two cut the line
when I was halfway there. They ran inside and locked the door
for a half hour.After the wait, the man who had given them
cuts bum rushed the door and broke it down with his shoulder.
I DEARLY wish that I could report back that they were cutting
lines on a urinal with their Amex Black Cards, or that Paris was
was teaching Britney how to properly flash her genitals to the
paparazzi but alas, I saw nothing.They bitched the dude out who
broke down the door and stormed out into the hallway full of
bladder challenged gentlemen." Jesus God. What the hell are they
doing? This was written for speculation. What could they be doing.
If you were in their shoes and looking for hardcore attention
anyway you could get it, and already had the paparazzi following
you to and fro to your short and meaningless recording
sessions, wouldn't you lock yourself in a bathroom with Paris
Hilton? Guy or girl. This further along bisexual rumors and also
further alongs KFed's custody case against Britney.This would be
a smokin hot occurence if it were lesbian action, but it is for the
tabloids. I will keep an eye out for further genitalia exposure
but I am sure this is the last report of lesbian possibilities.

Teri Hatcher throws tantrum on set over shoes

Apparently it is important for 40 year old skank
feet to be well covered and unable to effect those around
them when filming Desperate Housewives. Teri Hatcher
while filming a recent episode of Desperate Housewives
"threw a temper tantrum" when she couldn't get the
shoes she wanted for filming. She insisted on wearing
Jimmy Choos and none were available of the 37 pairs
available. Why is she being a diva? She should be lucky that
she got into the Superman premiere on a senior citizens
discount. I wouldn't think her shoes woul dget worn out anyway
what with her being pushed around in a wheelchair all day
anyway.

Why do A List movies when you have a sex tape

Apparently Simpson has a sex tape. It is reported that
a tape has been handed over to The Red Light District and
soon will be leaked onto the internet. They contacted Jessica
and threatened to release it unless she pays an undisclosed
amount of money. Ok there are a number of reasons why this
rumor is bullshit. First it is coming from a British tabloid which
pretty much makes up all its stories and never turn out to be
true. Second of all, if The Red Light District got its hands on a
Jessica Simpson sex tape, it would have already made it. They
would make $100 million + dollars with a sex tape of her. And
Jessica does't have nearly that much.The video stars Jessica and
Nick Lachey. A rep for Jessica is quoting her as saying she is"
freaking out that her and sex tape are being mentioned in the
same sentence." So does this mean there is a sex tape. Did she
consent.If she is worried, there must be one made. Either way
I'll beleive it when I see it. And buy it.

Triple threat of slut

My gonorrhea meter is topping the charts. I could not think
of how this scene could be more fake or skanky. Its a car wreck
pussy slip and chiwawa torcherer all rolled into one. Britney is
taking a break from writing a cd and putting her career back on
top, Paris is dreading her upcoming fourth season of The Simple
Life, and Lindsay Lohan is going out of her way to do everything
possible to ruin her acting credibility in her upcoming critically
acclaimed movie Bobby. This is like seeing three dictators in the
same room. Yes they are all very powerful, but when comes to it,
they are not much smarter than the person bringing them coffee.

Pam Anderson and Kid Rock marriage, run time four seconds

I hope the Bull God was smart enough to make a sex tape.
Pam Anderson and Kid Rock have been married a grand total of
4 months. They wed on July 29th and had an amazing ceremony
in St.Tropez. This is to be expected. I mean why wouldn't Pam
divorce Kid Rock. This was the trendy thing to do. I mean she tried
to get on the baby bandwagon, and she had a miscarriage. She tried
to get on the adoption bandwagon, and realised she would be
spreading more disease in those third world countries than the
countries would spread to her. So she decided that divorce is the
right thing to do. The reason is irreconciliable differences. Apparently
her with Hepatitis C and him with herpees, the two STD's don't get
along very well.Where will they go from here? I am sure they will get
married about this time next year and divorce two months later.
I hope someday someone will show them their birth certificates and
they will realise they are too old to keep getting married and divorced.

Kim Smith - white corset

Supermodel Kim Smith shows her sultry side in this period corset and choker.



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Scarlett Johansson makes cigarettes sexy

I am Scarlett Johansson, I am a famous actress and I am
stressed out, so if you don't like it when I pollute the air and
give you lung cancer too fucking bad! Scarlett Johansson has
little consideration for others when she is going through a
rough time. She is chain soking in her apartment and her
neighbors can't stand it. She smokes with the windows closed,
fogging up the hallways with smoke. When the supervisor was
alerted, he confronted Johansson and she was quoted as saying
" Don't you read the newspaper? I am going through a rough
time right now." I am sure the neighbors pick up their daily
local post to learn about the habitual activities of their famous
neighbor. The supervisor then suggested that she crack a window
to prevent further complaints. She then sarcastically retorted
"Sure, I'll open the window and that will fix everything."
I would not be complaining. Actually I would ask if she needed
any cigarettes as I was running to the local store. More than
likely I would be in her aartment trying to woo her away from
Josh Hartnett. In case you are wondering what she is so stressed
about, is Hartnett being in New Zealand filming 30 Days of Night
Amber Sainsbury. They have been away for maybe a month.
I am sure they are not breaking up and she really has nothing
to be stressed about. But in case you were wondering if Scarlett
Johansson can be a diva, heres proof.

Hilary Duff wants to skankify your New Years

Is Elizabeth Arden broke? Is she desperate for
attention? Why else would she fashion a perfume around
the smell of Hilary Duff? She is releasing the fragrance
before the Christmas season and is going to be in direct
competition with Britney Spears' Curious. They are both
released under Elizabeth Arden. The fragrance will be
called "With Love." The designer is actually going to
model the perfume after the personality of Hilary Duff.
Rodrigo Flores-Roux is quoted as saying,"It combines
mangosteen,exotic woods, and amber to represent an image
of love in all its many forms and dimensions." What the
hell does Hilary Duff know about love? If they mean
donkey sex with her psychotic goth boyfriend Joel Madden
then I am sure the sales won't top Febreeze. And on top
of that, it costs $119 a bottle. I could have sex with Hilary
Duff for half that.

Nadine Coyle (Girls Aloud) - police uniform

There's nothing like a bit of dress-up to perk up your love life, as my favourite Girls Aloud lady Nadine proves in this provocative shot. If the police woman look isn't your thing then take a gander at those fantastic fishnet-clad legs :)



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Jack Black skips an opportunity to bang Jennifer Love Hewitt

I know. This idiot is probably full of shit but he
is still claiming that not too long ago Jennifer Love
Hewitt and he were on a set together when JLH
asked him " Let's hang out, go to my room..." and
decided not too cause he was seeing someone else
at the time. " I thought she meant her trailer but
then I realised she meant her hotel room. I didn't
capitalise on it though." He was quoted as saying.
Jack I know you're famous. Jack I know you have
golden records. Jack I know you are funny. But when
a tinseltown top cut asks you to go back to her hotel
room you go! Isn't this the guy who was engaged to
Laura Kightlinger? Not only am I saddened by this
but I am worried for Jennifer Love Hewitt's confidence.
I mean getting shot down by Jack Black. I just wanna say
Jennifer if you ever wanna bang me, ever want me to
" go back to your trailer" I am here. I want you to know
my offer stands until I am six feet in the ground.

Charlotte Church in latex - additional image

In addition to being a self-confessed quality nut, I'm also a completist. I've been looking around for more shots from all the posts I've made in the past and managed to find this shot of angelic Charlotte Church in latex. I'll keep you posted if I find any more.

By the way, you can find the other images I've posted from this performance here and here.



KG

Jenny on the Cock

J-Lo is pissed she is
being spoofed in a
porn film.
[Hollywood Rag]

Salma Hayek wins
breast of the year.
[ Egotastic]

Tweedle Dee and
Tweedle Dumber
are hangin out again.
[ DListed]

Keira Knightly is
engaged.
[IDLYITW]

Pamela Anderson is
guarding her reputation
of huge slut.
[ Hollywood Tuna]

April Scott looks great
in a thong.
[ Popoholic]

Heidi Klum will be
resuming her hotness
shortly.
[ Pink Is The New Blog]

Brangelina head to
Cambodia.
[ A Socialite's Life]

Emma Bunton - corset shot

This brings back memories! Here's a shot of The Spice Girls, back when they were a truly global supergroup. 'Baby' spice was always my favourite, and here she is sporting a smashing corset. I only wish I had some more shots from this event - can anyone help out here?



KG

Michelle Tratchenberg is special

A special victim. This upcoming week Michelle Trachtenberg
will be on an episode of Law and Order: Special Victims Unit.
She plays an internet YouTube sensation who is kidnapped live
on the internet as she steams up the camera. Afterwards she
is held captive and used as ransom bait over, you guessed it
YouTube. I personally can't wait to see some Trachtenberg.
She's smokin hot and I fell in love after Eurotrip. This however
isn't her first appearance on Law and Order. In 1990 she
played Dina Driscoll in an episode titled God Bless the Child.
I look forward to seeing our pale little princess get violated
on YouTube. On TV of course, I wouldn't want that in real
life. Well yea.

Take it off Lindsay, you're earning your paycheck now

I was at Borders book store, and I was reading
some fashion magazines. French,WWD, and POP. It
seems some, or most of the models in the ads for the
Prada Miu Miu line are nude. If they are not partially
nude they are totally nude. Miuccia Prada chose Lohan
this fall and is using Lohan as the spokeperson/model
for the collection this summer/spring 2007. She got
done shooting the ads this past weekend in London.
We are used to this by now. The pictures will not be
as candid as Lohan's nether regions while exiting
a Bentley or Benz, but if she follows in the wake of the
other models, she will have full on breast and buttock
shots. I personally can't wait to see the ads, or any
ads showing Lohan for that matter. But these will be
a bit more revealing.

MixBag - Jennifer Connelly, Famke Janssen, Eva Green

Welcome to the first-ever KG MixBag.

Sometimes we get images that, while good, don't always deserve a post for themselves. Now, I actually think that these three -break- that idea, but you'll have to be the judge of that as well.

It might be the case that there was no 'set' of images similar to the one posted or found; oddly enough, many sites that house the great photos we find will often not keep the complete magazine article or photoshoot's worth of the images. In other cases, it's just that there was only one photo to begin with.

For example, let's say that the Jennifer Connelly pic below was actually one of several that happened to appear in a magazine. Someone fancies the shot, either in general or for the kink, and decides to put it on the Interwebbernettish. However, they only liked the one picture, even though there were, say, four total. They don't upload them all, so we have to dig around to find what we're looking for.

So, now that the post is long-winded, let me get to the point, and do so quickly. If KG has no issue, I'll start conferencing with him to find out if there situations where we can put up 2-3 images in a MixBag, so the blog can keep rolling. He doesn't seem to have any trouble finding great material, so perhaps it'll be just me :)

On to the goods!

I love all three of these actresses; Jennifer and Famke are simply gorgeous, and these photos don't hide their sex appeal. Eva is fairly new to me via the recently released Casino Royale, but she looks great in this photo.

Jennifer Connelly


Famke Janssen


Eva Green


Enjoy!

Esthree

Asia Argento - Latex & Fishnets - By Request

This is a 'by-request' image; though we're not necessarily starting such a 'service', we try to give the readers what they want. Due to this being just one image, however, I'm going to go ahead and post twice today.

This is actually a wallpaper of Asia Argento, and part of the publicity material made available for the Land of the Dead re-envisioning. I very crudely Photoshopped -out- the LotD branding; it was big, red, and distracting. Hopefully the smudge of ugliness that replaced it isn't equally so. However, for completeness, I have provided both images.



The next post, following hopefully very soon, will be a MixBag. See next post for details.

Contributor's Note: It was big, red, and distracting. That's what she said. I'm going to start randomly seeding my text with these, so the first person to notice it and mention it in the comments gets, well, our thanks. Try to add them in with a nice comment, though. We know the pictures are pretty, but remember that we actually describe them for you, as well :)

Editor's Note: What Esthree means is: Comments are good. Don't be shy...

Contributor's Note: I totally just forged the Editor's signature.

Esthree

Sugababes - live and in latex!

If the video for their new single didn't elevate your blood pressure enough, here are the Sugababes...er, babes, performing live at the Astoria a few nights ago. The audience were treated to a fantastic fetish display: latex dresses, high heels, gloves, and a fabulous pair of lace-up latex trousers on Keisha. Now why couldn't they have made their TV appearances in these outfits? :)

If anyone has any additional shots (or video!) from this event, please drop me a line!

Many thanks to Ben for giving me the heads-up on this performance and linking to the last two pictures.



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