Pam Anderson and Kid Rock marriage, run time four seconds


I hope the Bull God was smart enough to make a sex tape.
Pam Anderson and Kid Rock have been married a grand total of
4 months. They wed on July 29th and had an amazing ceremony
in St.Tropez. This is to be expected. I mean why wouldn't Pam
divorce Kid Rock. This was the trendy thing to do. I mean she tried
to get on the baby bandwagon, and she had a miscarriage. She tried
to get on the adoption bandwagon, and realised she would be
spreading more disease in those third world countries than the
countries would spread to her. So she decided that divorce is the
right thing to do. The reason is irreconciliable differences. Apparently
her with Hepatitis C and him with herpees, the two STD's don't get
along very well.Where will they go from here? I am sure they will get
married about this time next year and divorce two months later.
I hope someday someone will show them their birth certificates and
they will realise they are too old to keep getting married and divorced.

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