Triple threat of slut

My gonorrhea meter is topping the charts. I could not think
of how this scene could be more fake or skanky. Its a car wreck
pussy slip and chiwawa torcherer all rolled into one. Britney is
taking a break from writing a cd and putting her career back on
top, Paris is dreading her upcoming fourth season of The Simple
Life, and Lindsay Lohan is going out of her way to do everything
possible to ruin her acting credibility in her upcoming critically
acclaimed movie Bobby. This is like seeing three dictators in the
same room. Yes they are all very powerful, but when comes to it,
they are not much smarter than the person bringing them coffee.

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