Britney and Paris dyke it up in the men's room like a couple of average Joe's

Some call them Spilton. I can't see how you can turn
away from Sparis. Thats what they need to do, spare us from
this lame ass publicity stunt to further their career. If they
have any friendship at all, it is purely tabloidial and sexual.
Paris will never have a good pop CD and Britney will never be
a hot model. Recently the two were at Guy's in Beverly Hills
doing friend things of course. Apparently avoiding Lindsay
Lohan and planning their next planned upskirt pussy slip.
However they took a break from their air headed, bubblegum
pop brainstorming and decided to retire to the john. The Men's
john. A bystander was quoted as saying, " the two cut the line
when I was halfway there. They ran inside and locked the door
for a half hour.After the wait, the man who had given them
cuts bum rushed the door and broke it down with his shoulder.
I DEARLY wish that I could report back that they were cutting
lines on a urinal with their Amex Black Cards, or that Paris was
was teaching Britney how to properly flash her genitals to the
paparazzi but alas, I saw nothing.They bitched the dude out who
broke down the door and stormed out into the hallway full of
bladder challenged gentlemen." Jesus God. What the hell are they
doing? This was written for speculation. What could they be doing.
If you were in their shoes and looking for hardcore attention
anyway you could get it, and already had the paparazzi following
you to and fro to your short and meaningless recording
sessions, wouldn't you lock yourself in a bathroom with Paris
Hilton? Guy or girl. This further along bisexual rumors and also
further alongs KFed's custody case against Britney.This would be
a smokin hot occurence if it were lesbian action, but it is for the
tabloids. I will keep an eye out for further genitalia exposure
but I am sure this is the last report of lesbian possibilities.