Hilary Duff wants to skankify your New Years


Is Elizabeth Arden broke? Is she desperate for
attention? Why else would she fashion a perfume around
the smell of Hilary Duff? She is releasing the fragrance
before the Christmas season and is going to be in direct
competition with Britney Spears' Curious. They are both
released under Elizabeth Arden. The fragrance will be
called "With Love." The designer is actually going to
model the perfume after the personality of Hilary Duff.
Rodrigo Flores-Roux is quoted as saying,"It combines
mangosteen,exotic woods, and amber to represent an image
of love in all its many forms and dimensions." What the
hell does Hilary Duff know about love? If they mean
donkey sex with her psychotic goth boyfriend Joel Madden
then I am sure the sales won't top Febreeze. And on top
of that, it costs $119 a bottle. I could have sex with Hilary
Duff for half that.

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