Yuck. This is odd. It looks that Paris and BritneySparis, is going to be hosting the Billboard Music Awards
together. It is set in Las Vegas next week.Live on FOX
Dec.4. Good lord. Neither of them are scheduled to perform.
I am sure there will be a publicity stunt. Britney will rip
off her pantiless skirt and grind the podium as Paris shoots
ping pong balls out of her bagina. It comes as a releif that
Paris will not perform. Does she know how to perform?
I have never heard of a Paris Hilton concert. I don't think
she knows how to do that whole "perform" thing.They will
begin their segment with another KFed skit. Instead of
lowering him into a cardboard box and throwing it into a
river, they will connect car jumpers to his balls and shoot
him with a paintball gun. Will they? I don't know. This
is a cry for attention, for Britney to show how much she can
actually suck and for Paris to show how how indifferent she
actually is for the well being of our pop stars. I am also sure
Britney will wear her Little Miss Sunshine shirt on the show.
Make sure you catch it, it will be the freak show of the year.
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