Lindsay Lohan - Zoo Germany

Jessian Gravel Beland Is In A Bikini































Its Friday, so happy Friday. Here is Jessiann Gravel Beland in a
bikini. Who is she? Does it matter? No. Go here to see more of
her. Enjoy.

Sexy CoverGirls

Jessica Alba Does GQ Megan Fox Does Maxim Eva Mendes Does Jane Hilary Duff Does Shape

Listen To Britney's New Song Gimme More

I didn't see this one coming. In between her fashion disasters and other problems, it really does look like Britney has been working hard. Her new song 'Gimme More' is much better than I expected. It's very good. The chorus is catchy as hell!
Listen Below

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Or copy + paste URL: http://hypem.com/track/373061

Messy & Messier

It was the premiere of the movie "Anna Nicole" which stars Willa Ford as the title character. Willa didn't show, but Anna's 'Illegal Aliens' co-star Chyna Doll was there and porn-star Mary Carey also turned up.
Source: DListed

Desperate Housewives Promo


Season 4 of Desperate Houswives premieres in the US on September 30 and is expected to air in the UK next year.
The song used on the promo is Mile In These Shoes by Jennifer Lopez; watch the video to check it out.

Shakira - leather and lace(s)

Shakira's curves get the attention they deserve in today's entry. I'm afraid there isn't any continuity here, but I'm sure you don't mind. As ever, if anyone has any further images from any of these series, please get in touch and I'll fill in the gaps in a future post.



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Aisleyne Dating Mystery US Celebrity

Big Brother 7 babe Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace has revealed that she is dating a US celebrity.

The 28-year-old model has admitted that she started looking for "intelligent" men following her Big Brother stint, and the American star meets her expectations.

"I've just started seeing a famous American, but I'm not revealing his name as I don't want to ruin anything," Aisleyne explained in an interview with Love It! magazine.

"I used to go for big, burly men who looked good and could protect me, but they didn't have much to say for themselves. Since Big Brother, my priorities have changed, and now I like a man with intelligence and real character."

Aisleyne recently announced that she was becoming a patron for Brain Tumour UK.
Source: Digital Spy Image: Love Aisleyne

Brian Wins Big Brother

After 13 weeks, Big Brother 8 has come to an end. Brian got 60.3% of the votes to become the winner. Twins Amanda and Sam were named as the runners-up.

Ne-Yo Wrote Songs For Britney; But Now They’re With Nicole

Ne-Yo wrote some songs for Britney’s comeback, and he spoke to Ryan Seacrest on KIIS-FM 102.7 about what is going on:

"I have no idea what's going on with Britney Spears. The last thing I heard is that Britney was mad at me over some songs that were supposed to go to her, but wound up going to Nicole Scherzinger (of Pussycat Dolls). "

"I was working with Britney Spears' people. I wrote 6 to 8 songs for Britney Spears. Then Britney goes ahead and shaves her head, goes into rehab and when that happened I lost all contact with her A&R people, with her label. I was calling them, they weren't answering my calls. So in the process of all that going on, that's when I met Nicole Scherzinger. I played her two songs, she loved them, they cut the check and she recorded the songs. So when that happened that's when Britney's people called and said ' why are you giving away Britney's songs' and I say 'uh, hold on..y'all didn't cut me a check.'"
Source: DListed

GWEN STEFANI - AWESOME STREET BIKINI SHOTS





LEONA HELMSLEY'S LAST WILL & TESTAMENT



LEONA HELMSLEY'S LAST WILL PDF

TROUBLE the 12 million dollar dog seemly set for life, but how long is that? The millionaire Maltese mutt is 8 earth years and almost 60 dog tears old. It begs to wonder does TROUBLE have a will? Can dogs have wills? Whom will she leave all of her loot?

Laura Conrad Is In A Bikini

































Its a slow news day, so here you have Laura Conrad in a bikini.
There were others from The Hills which is a crappy show. The
news today is slow so here you go.

Zac Efron: "I'm Not Cool..."

Zac Efron has admitted that he is not as "cool" as his High School Musical reputation suggests.

The 19-year-old actor, who plays popular basketball player Troy Bolton in the made-for-TV movie, insisted that he was a model student at school.

He told the Daily Mirror, "I'm not as cool as people seem to think. I wasn't a nerd exactly, but I stuck in at school and got good grades."

"I think I manage to stay quite humble, though. It's hard to have a normal life because I get recognised. It's a daily occurrence, but I'm cool with that."
Source: DigitalSpy

LEGGY SUPER MODEL ELLE MACPHERSON

MY FAVORITE MODEL OF ALL TIME AND STILL COMPLETELY HOT WELL INTO HER 40'S

BRITNEY SPEARS - "TOO SHORT" SHORTY DRESS



BRITISH COMEDY "THE AGA SAG WOMEN"

I LOVE BRITISH COMEDY, WITH AN EXPLANATION OF WHY THIS IS FUNNY YOU CAN TOO.
YOU SEE RICH PEOPLE OFTEN EMPLOY DOMESTIC HELP TO RAISE THEIR CHILDREN IN THE UK. THE CHILDREN OFTEN DEVELOP A BOND WITH THEIR "NANNY" THIS SKIT FROM THE CATHERINE TATE SHOW, EXPLORES THE BOUNDARIES OF COMIC POSSIBILITIES WHEN THE CHILDREN'S NORMAL "NANNY" IS REPLACED BY A SUBSTITUTE NANNY WHO COMES FROM A MORE RURAL REGION OF ENGLAND, WHERE THEIR LANGUAGE IS A COLORFUL COLLOQUIAL ENGLISH. ENJOY !

KARL ROVE GETS WRAPPED AT THE WHITEHOUSE


Washington - Karl Rove, your car is ready.

White House pranksters covered Rove's Jaguar in plastic wrap on the private driveway next to the West Wing. Rove's car was adorned with an "I love Barack Obama" bumper sticker and twin stuffed-animal eagles on the trunk. Oh, and there was a stuffed-animal elephant on the hood.

Rove, the top White House political strategist who recently announced his resignation, had left his car on the driveway while visiting Texas and traveling with President Bush.

He got back to the White House early Wednesday evening, ventured out to the driveway and - with a big smile - began unwrapping the car. Rove got some help from a few eager children who had come by the White House to watch Bush arrive on the South Lawn in the Marine One helicopter.

Rove seemed to assign blame for the prank to Al Hubbard, the chairman of Bush's National Economic Council. Rove playfully pointed the finger at Hubbard while the kids ripped off the plastic wrap.

HIPSTER OLYMPICS "LIVE" FROM WILLIAMSBURG BROOKLYN !!!

WHATEVER IM WAITING FOR THE "TRUSTIFARIAN" OLYMPICS

JAMES BROWN SHOWS YOU HOW TO MOVE ! ! !

Download TV Shows On iTunes

Apple have finally launched a TV service in the UK. You can download episodes of Grey's Anatomy, Desperate Housewives and Ugly Betty among other US shows. Each episode costs £1.89, and there are not many UK TV shows to purchase.

Brothers & Sisters Recap/Preview

Previously on Brothers & Sisters:
The Walker family attended a therapy session to help Justin while he is in rehab which resulted in public embarrassment. Kitty finally made her decision about working for the Senator and took the job. Also Holly and Nora were let loose in the Ojai office. This episode is one the funniest so far!

Tonight On Brothers & Sisters:
Kevin falls for a hunky actor [played by Jason Lewis] but is confused about the guy's sexuality. Kitty doesn't want people to think that she she is sleeping with her boss, so she decides to use the services of an executive matchmaker; then Nora manages to get roped in too. If you thought last week's episode was good, you'll love this one!

Tonight @ 10pm on Channel 4.
Catch the next episode @ 11pm on E4, like me!

Elle MacPherson Is Smokin Hot In A Bikini


And I have pictures to prove
it. [ Egotastic ]
Anna Kournikova is in a
bikini too. [ The Blemish ]
Amy Whinehouse is the
ugliest person alive.
Cindy Crawford has a great
rack. [ Mad Hollywood ]
Alyssa Milano has hairy
man arms.
There may be a Elisha
Cuthbert sex tape.
Lindsay Lohan relapsed
in rehab of course.
Keanu Reeves actually
found some more work.
Jessica Alba gets another
award for being the hottest
woman alive.

Bet Steaua Bucharest: Back in the big time

In seara aceasta STEAUA Bucuresti intalneste formatia bielorusa BATE BORISOV in mansa secunda a turului trei preliminaral Ligii Campionilor. STEAUA pleaca favorita, indiferent de declaratiile fotbalistilor bielorusi, indiferent de ce s-a intamplat in ultima saptamana cu Hagi&comp.

Problema care se pune este a numarului de goluri. Si pentru cei ce pariaza, OVER 2.5 (peste 2 goluri) va fi varianta castigatoare! BATE e condamnata sa marcheze, daca vrea sa mearga mai departe si STEAUA va profita si va marca pentru cei 30.000 de spectatori care vor fi la acea ora pe stadion!

STEAUA are teluri inalte, primavara in Liga, iar despre BATE si o potentiala calificare a bielorusilor in Liga s-a scris dupa ce STEAUA a obtinut o remiza in deplasare, asa cum s-a scris despre o calificare a lui Dinamo dupa un egal la Roma. Sa pastram proportiile, BATE nu e LAZIO, si nici STEAUA nu e DINAMO!!! Experienta jucatorilor stelisti, semifinale Cupa UEFA si grupele Ligii Campionilor, este net superioara dinamovistilor, dar mai ales net superioara lui BATE Borisov.

STEAUA va invinge in seara asta, vom vedea goluri - sigur OVER 2.5, si ... du-te STEAUA cat mai sus pana aproape de vara de la anul!

Britney Caught Short

Brit Missed Out On A Hit?

It has been revealed that Rihanna's chart-topping single 'Umbrella' was originally written for troubled singer Britney Spears, according to reports.

WENN has revealed that American music producer Tricky Stewart has said that Spears never got back to him about the track and therefore missed out.

Singer/songwriter, Taio Cruz said, "I was working with Tricky in his studio the day he finished 'Umbrella'. As soon as I heard it I said, 'That is a smash, I have to have it,' but he told me it was on hold for Britney.

"He waited but Britney's people never called him back".

25 YEARS OF "TOP CELEBRITY SCANDALS" COUNTDOWN


PORNO FOR PEE-WEE

Sometimes even a kids'-show host needs to sit back, relax, loosen his bow tie...and take in a triple feature of porn. On July 26, 1991, Pee-wee's Playhouse host Paul Reubens had such a night out in Sarasota, Fla., leading to his arrest for indecent exposure. (He pled no contest and paid a fine.) Save a self-mocking MTV appearance two months later (''Heard any good jokes lately?''), Reubens laid low for the next decade.

CAREER IMPACT: MAJOR Reubens' comeback with 2001's Blow was overshadowed by a second arrest in '02, after photos of nude teens were found in his L.A. home. (He pled guilty to possession of obscenity, but maintained the photos were ''vintage erotica.'') This fall, Reubens has a recurring role on ABC's Pushing Daisies, and he's also written scripts for two more Pee-wee movies.

SEN LARRY CRAIG- "CLINTON IS A NAUGHTY BOY"

SEN LARRY"OUTHOUSE" CRAIG CALLS BILL CLINTON A NASTY NAUGHTY BOY IN 1999.

AMY WINEHOUSE - CARIBBEAN BIKINI PICS





Following a nervous breakdown which ultimately lead to a bloody slugfest with her hubby Blake Fielder Civil, British songbird Amy Winehouse enjoys some much needed R&R while on holiday in the Caribbean on Tuesday.Donning a barely-there bikini, the talented yet tortured soulstress proudly showed off her frail figure as she slowly begins her descent back to good health. I do however think a little time in rehab would be better for BOTH of them. But I suppose when you have that much money it takes a little longer to hit rock bottom.

MYTH BUSTERS - "BULL IN A CHINA SHOP" ???

RON JEREMY - RAPS "FREAK OF THE WEEK"

Perhaps crippled by the "been there, done that" ennui that so many people associate with their jobs, Jeremy decided to take a break from f***ing porn stars in 1996 to record a rap track with DJ Polo called "Freak of the Week." The video features cameos by Corey Feldman, John Bobbitt, Joey Buttafuoco, Grandpa Munster and a whole lot of women in thongs who hate their fathers.
WOW LOOK AT ALL THE STARS, I SAW LYNN REDGRAVE,HEDI FLIESS,SIR-MIX-ALOT,ICE-T,DR DRE,
ECT

BORCEA Last Romanian "Activist"

A fost LAZIO, asa cum a vrut Borcea. Si Borcea a mai incasat o palma! De data asta alaturi de el si Dinamo, si fotbalul romanesc.


Olteanul din satele Valea Boului (actual Maiag) si Urda, care apartin de comuna Cruset din judetul Gorj, autointitulat Leonidas Borcea, adeptul cuvintelor mari si nefondate, ar fi avut un viitor stralucit si ca membru de partid. Printre ultimele declaratii inainte de returul cu Lazio ale celui supranumit "conducatorul suprem al Spartanilor": "Dinamo a crescut ca viteazul din poveste. Acum este la maturitate ?i trebuie s?-?i dea m?sura valorii la cel mai înalt nivel"


Intr-un butic, cum era supranumita Dinamo, asa cum a facut-o Borcea, (plus Netoiu, plus Giovani) , jucatorii nu au nici timp, nici unde, sa creasca. Intr-un campionat, cu meciuri intre parteneri (sau aliati, cum doriti!) in nici un caz! Intr-un an cum era pana acum, pentru ca apoi erau vanduti? Nici macar! Noroc cu Gigi, care a tinut de jucatori, Borcea intelegand ca ar putea face bani mai multi. Bani - productii record, daca se poate! Si astfel, in ultimii ani randamentul jucatorilor dinamovisti a fost mai mereu departe de cel al jucatorilor stelisti si chiar rapidisti, cei care au realizat coeficientul UEFA de azi.


Borcea are gura mare si atat. El nu va fi niciodata un Manager pentru Dinamo. Folosind cuvinte mari, facand afirmatii nefondate poti castiga bani, dar niciodata nu poti fi un manager bun!

Dermot Has Not Decided To Leave Big Brother's Little Brother

Simon Cowell has admitted that he wants Dermot O'Leary to quit Big Brother's Little Brother.

Simon told The Mirror, "I hope that next year he only does The X Factor. It's a much bigger gig."

Meanwhile, in an exclusive chat with heat magazine Dermot revealed that he has been stunned with suggestions he is to leave and says he’s no-where near making up his mind.

He revealed, “God I’ve not even thought about that yet. I’ve read in the papers that it’s my last BB which is weird. I’ve loved this year: very busy, but so much fun.”
Read more on Dermot in heat magazine - out now.

Kray Pours Guinness Over Lily Allen

Lily Allen had a pint of Guinness poured over head by reggae singer Bobby Kray at the weekend's Notting Hill Carnival.

The 'LDN' singer invaded the stage during the performer's gig at the annual London event, pushing him off the stage after wrestling the microphone off him.

Responding to the attack, Kray poured Allen's pint over her head in front of the cheering crowd.

An audience member told The Sun, "Lily looked very drunk and was talking in a bad Jamaican accent. Then she just pushed him."

"He wasn't very happy, He grabbed the Guinness from her and threw it over her head. Everyone cheered and she ran off embarrassed."
Source: Digital Spy

Keira Knightley - strappy stilettos

First of all, no, this isn't supposed to be a weekly update, it's just that real life has got in the way of the blog for a little while. Hopefully I'll be able to post more regularly now. That is if I can kick my BioShock habit...

This evening's image is of the English rose Keira Knightley in a nice pair of heels. If you want to know why I selected this pic, it's because the Meebo chat took a distinctly piratical turn when I was on last. A big "Yarrr!" to all the chat regulars and those who take the time to use Meebo to message me, too.



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