Showing posts with label Jessica Alba. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jessica Alba. Show all posts
Jessica Alba Isn't Really That Thin
Jessica Alba just recently had a baby and usually when a celebrity has a
kid their body goes back to exactly what it was before. Thin. But that is
usually because they can afford the best personal trainers in Hollywood
and eat whatever the fuck their dietician tells them to. Not Alba. She
tells Elle magazine that her secret to looking so good on the red carpet
after her baby was a girdle. What a lazy bitch. She goes on to tell the
magazine just how lazy she was. She says, " [The workouts] were
horrible. I cried. And I haven't worked out since." She is also not too
jazzed about being away from her new born baby. No word on what
movie she is actually working on, but the producers and the huge
paycheck take a back seat to being amother. You see, this is why I am
not a father. If I was a father but also a movie star, I would be talking
the shit out of the movie I was working on and just how rich I was getting
because of it. "Oh and the kid? He is at home right now. Probably pooping."
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Jessica Alba Is Photoshopped
Jessica Alba is hands down the hottest actress is Hollywood. And I would please
her all night if I had the chance. However, she just did a layout for Campari which
is apparently some sort of alcoholic beverage. Seeing Jessica Alba is not the type
of chick for which you would have to be drunk to have sex with. But if the message
is, if you drink this drink you will see all women as being equally hot as Jessica
Alba, then the alcohol company has something going here. Here she is posing with
a cocktail, but let's face it, Jessica Alba doesn't need to drink. People drink to
escape from reality. And her reality is just fine.
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Jessica Alba shows off her sizzling post-baby curves as she poses for a new calendar
Mail - Five months after the birth of her first child, there is no doubt Jessica Alba has regained her fabulous figure. The 27-year-old actress shows off her curves in a series of plunging beachwear and skimpy tops for a new calender. The newlywed star poses with glass and bottles of Campari alongside a series of hunky male models for the Italian aperitif's limited-edition calendar.
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