KFed and Paris Hilton Together AGAIN!

































Some people say a picture says a thousand words. This one says a thousand
words as well. A thousand STD ridden foul 4 letter words. I don't know what
KFed and Paris Hilton were doing hanging out at Pure nightclub in Las Vegas
last night, but the two seem to cross paths now and again in Sin City. I
think they could be couple of the year. That is if KFed weren't warding off
the anti-christ in his spare time. And if Paris Hilton can find time away from
her busy schedule of drinking at Les Deux and adopting dogs, they may
actually make a cute couple someday.

Sugababes - glitter glamour

The Sugababes have gone through numerous changes in their lineup - only one original member remains - but their popularity has been constant. Their latest video is a glittering amalgam of bright nature-inspired imagery with a kinky edge. Love those lashes, Heidi!

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BEST INTERNET VIDEOS OF 2007 (BREAK.COM)


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Cox Defends Britney Spoof On Dirt

Courteney Cox has defended her plan to use Britney Spears' recent troubles as the inspiration for a storyline in her hit show Dirt.

The actress intends to spoof Spears' problems in the FX drama, in which she plays the editor of a celebrity magazine.

The singer's high-profile divorce and custody battle with ex-husband Kevin Federline will provide inspiration for material in the second series, as well as her infamous hair-shaving incident.

A source said earlier this month: "Courteney can’t wait to give the Britney character a major smack-down on camera."

However, Cox denied that she intended to criticise Spears, saying: "This is not an attack on Britney. I am not out to offend anyone."
Source: Digital Spy
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ERICA CHEVILLAR - THE BIKINI TEACHER







Erica Chevillar made national news last year when the West Boca Raton High School discovered that the 10th grade history teacher had an extracurricular activity - swimsuit modeling. They didn’t think the two career paths merged very well and took steps to have her removed from her job.

The school discovered that their first year teacher was one of 80 models featured on the website of the U.S. National Bikini team - a Boca Raton based company that sells calendars of models in provocative clothing. The rookie teacher was featured in two dozen photos ranging from wearing jackets that revealed some cleavage to some skimpy bikini poses. They were the same type of photos that you would find in Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition.

The ‘bikini teacher‘, as she has become known on the Internet, has since traded her teaching credentials for a lucrative modeling career. She was featured in the March 2007 issue of Playboy magazine in a spread called “Hot for Teacher“. She was also a Maxim Hometown Hottie 2007 finalist.

More Nicole Kidman Pregnancy Rumours: Is She, Isn't She?

The Daily Mail reported that Nicole Kidman was pregnant. Is said, "Nicole Kidman and her husband of 18 months (Keith Urban) are expecting their first baby."

However Nicole's rep told news.com.au, "She's in Australia making a film and her family are in Australia. She's happily ensconced away somewhere having a few days break. It's the silly season. As far as we're concerned, it's another rumour out of London."
Via TMZ

Football Calendar 2008


Euro 2008 calendar:click to open PDF
Jan 5: FA Cup 3rd rd.
8: Chelsea v Everton, Carling Cup semi-final 1st leg; Stockport v Grimsby, Morecambe v Bury, Swansea v Brighton, Gillingham v MK Dons, Johnstone's Paint Trophy area semi-finals (area finals - 1st leg week beginning Feb 18, 2nd leg week beginning Feb 25).
9: Arsenal v Tottenham, Carling Cup semi-final 1st leg.
12: Scottish Cup 4th rd.
20: Africa Cup of Nations begins (Ghana).
22-23: Everton v Chelsea, Tottenham v Arsenal, Carling Cup semi-finals 2nd leg.
26: FA Cup 4th rd. 27: Women's FA Cup 5th rd.
29: Aberdeen v Dundee U, Scottish League Cup semi-final (Tynecastle, Edinburgh).
30: Rangers v Hearts, Scottish League Cup semi-final (Hampden Park).


Feb 2: Scottish Cup 5th rd.
6: England v Switzerland, friendly international (Wembley); Rep of Ireland v Brazil, friendly international (Croke Park, Dublin), Wales v Norway, friendly international (Racecourse Ground, Wrexham).
10: Women's FA Cup 6th rd; Africa Cup of Nations final (Accra, Ghana).
13-14: Uefa Cup 1st ko rd 1st leg (selected: Aberdeen v Bayern Munich, Bolton v Atletico Madrid, Rangers v Panathinaikos, Brann v Everton, Slavia Prague v Tottenham).
16: FA Cup 5th rd.
19-20: Champions Lge 1st ko rd 1st leg (Celtic v Barcelona, Lyon v Manchester Utd, Schalke v Porto, Liverpool v Inter Milan, Roma v Real Madrid, Arsenal v AC Milan, Olympiakos v Chelsea, Fenerbahce v Sevilla).
21: Uefa Cup 1st ko rd 2nd leg.
4: Carling Cup final (Wembley).


March 4-5: Champions Lge 1st ko rd 2nd leg.
6: Uefa Cup 2nd ko rd 1st leg.
8: FA Cup 6th rd, Scottish Cup 6th rd.
9: Women's FA Cup semi-finals.
12-13: Uefa Cup 2nd ko rd 2nd leg.
16: Scottish League Cup final (Hampden Park).
26: France v England, friendly international (Stade de France, Paris); Luxembourg v Wales, friendly international.
30: Johnstone's Paint Trophy final (Wembley).


April 1-2: Champions Lge qtr-finals 1st leg.
3: Uefa Cup qtr-finals 1st leg.
5-6: FA Cup semi-finals (Wembley).
8-9: Champions Lge qtr-finals 2nd leg.
10: Uefa Cup qtr-finals 2nd leg.
12-13: Scottish Cup semi-finals.
22-23: Champions Lge semi-finals 1st leg.
24: Uefa Cup semi-finals 1st leg.
27: FA Sunday Cup final.
29-30: Champions Lge semi-finals 2nd leg.


May 1: Uefa Cup semi-finals 2nd leg.
5: Women's FA Cup final.
10: FA Trophy final (Wembley).
11: FA Vase final (Wembley).
14: Uefa Cup final (City of Manchester Stadium).
17: FA Cup final (Wembley).
21: Champions Lge final (Luzhniki Stadium, Moscow).
24: Championship Play-off final (Wembley); Scottish Cup final (Hampden Park); Rep of Ireland v Serbia (Dublin, friendly international).
25: League 1 Play-off final (Wembley).
26: League 2 Play-off final (Wembley).
28: Iceland v Wales, friendly international, (Reykjavik).


June 1: Holland v Wales, friendly international (Rotterdam).
21-22: InterToto Cup 1st rd 1st leg.
28-29: InterToto Cup 1st rd 2nd leg.


July 5-6: InterToto Cup 2nd rd 1st leg.
12-13: InterToto Cup 2nd rd 2nd leg.
15-16: Champions Lge 1st qual rd 1st leg.
17: Uefa Cup 1st qual rd 1st leg.
19-20: InterToto Cup 3rd rd 1st leg.
22-23: Champions Lge 1st qual rd 2nd leg.
26-27: InterToto Cup 3rd rd 2nd leg.
29-30: Champions Lge 2nd qual rd 1st leg.
31: Uefa Cup 1st qual rd 2nd leg.


Aug 3: FA Community Shield (Wembley).
5-6: Champions Lge 2nd qual rd 2nd leg.
9: Premier League begins, Football League begins.
12-13: Champions Lge 3rd qual rd 1st leg.
14: Uefa Cup 2nd qual 1st leg.
20: England friendly international (Wembley); Wales v Georgia, friendly international.
26-27: Champions Lge 3rd qual rd 2nd leg.
28: Uefa Cup 2nd qual 2nd leg.


Sept 6: Macedonia v Scotland (World Cup q'fying, Gp 9).
10: Iceland v Scotland (World Cup q'fying, Gp 9).
16-17: Champions Lge group stage matchday 1.
18: Uefa Cup 1st rd, 1st leg.
30: Champions Lge group stage matchday 2.


Oct 1: Champions Lge group stage matchday 2.
2: Uefa Cup 1st rd 2nd leg.
21-22: Champions Lge group stage matchday 3.
11: Scotland v Norway (World Cup q'fying, Gp 9).
23: Uefa Cup group stage matchday 1.
30: Fifa Women's U-17 World Cup finals begin (New Zealand).


Nov 4-5: Champions Lge group stage matchday 4.
6: Uefa Cup group stage matchday 2.
16: Fifa Women's U-17 World Cup final (New Zealand).
19: England friendly international (Wembley), Denmark v Wales (friendly international).
25-26: Champions Lge group stage matchday 5.
27: Uefa Cup group stage matchday 3.


Dec 3-4: Uefa Cup group stage matchday 4.
9-10: Champions Lge group stage matchday 6.
17-18: Uefa Cup group stage matchday 5.
30: Fifa U-20 Women's World Cup finals begin (Chile).

Roxanne Pallett








No Maternity Range From Lily Allen

Lily Allen has refused to release her own range of maternity clothes.

The 22-year-old singer has received a number of offers from companies since she announced that she is expecting a baby with her Chemical Brothers boyfriend Ed Simons earlier this month.

However, Lily decided to turn down the lucrative deals because she did not want to send out the wrong message to her fans.

"I've had a lot of offers from people to do my own maternity range but I don't think it is the right message to send to young Britain," Lily explained. "I'm not the best example. I'm pregnant and a bit young, aren't I?

"My demographic is generally young girls, so I don't think a maternity line is suitable. It isn't the best impression to give them."

The image on the right shows Lily at the opening of the Boxing Day sale at Harrods.
Source: DigitalSpy

Big In 2008: Riskay - Smell Yo D*ck

This song is funny! I can't believe someone wrote a song about this; the lyrics are so good. But Riskay does have a good voice and if you're worried that your man is cheating on you, then follow the Riskay method - tell him to drop them boxers and have a sniff! Jokes aside, she is talented.

Visit her Myspace to download the song for free: www.myspace.com/riskaydramaqueen

*Contains bad language*

OC Star Mischa Barton DUI Mugshot

Earlier this week former OC actress, Mischa Barton was arrested on suspicion of drink-driving and drugs possession in Los Angeles and spent the night in a police cell.

The 21-year-old was arrested and handcuffed after she was pulled over while driving her white Range Rover in West Hollywood during the early hours of Thursday morning.

The LA County Sheriff's Department revealed she was seen "straddling two lanes of traffic and failed to signal when making a turn".

Police say officers "determined that she was an unlicenced driver and was driving while under the influence of an alcoholic beverage".

Mischa was held in police custody for seven hours on $10,000 (£5,000) bail, until she was finally released.
Source: Daily Mail

ADRIANA LIMA - ENHANCED UNDERWEAR


THE LOST JAY LENO INTERVIEWS ???

ISABELLA FONTANA = SEXY BRAZILIAN MODEL





EVERYTHING YOU WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT FARTING !

Flatulence expert defines 'normal' output rate
Updated Fri. Dec. 28 2007 4:35 PM ET
The Canadian Press

TORONTO -- So you think your husband's a little too adept at playing the colonic calliope? Wish your sleep wasn't interrupted by a fusillade of flatulence?

Well, if you think you've taken up residence in Beantown but he insists his output is normal, you can both at least take heart from the fact that debates like yours are raging all over.

You both should know this as well: Whether it takes the form of stealth bombers or noisy bottom burps, flatulence is a normal byproduct of the human body. Everybody farts, multiple times throughout the day and night.

But the whens and the hows can turn a basic bodily function into an inconvenient, unpleasant or downright embarrassing occurrence. And that leads some people to question what is normal and whether there's any way to turn down the tap, as it were, on the frequency, noise or odour quotients.

The fact of the matter is that while humankind has learned how to split the atom, manipulate genes and travel to the moon, it doesn't know all that much about how to reduce the production of natural gas.

"I know a lot about gas,'' says Dr. Michael Levitt, the American gastroenterologist who has unravelled much of what is known about human flatulence.

"I really can't treat anybody.''

Levitt is a veritable gas guru, a leading expert on the underappreciated field of flatus -- intestinal gas that escapes via the southern route. He admits his unusual expertise has put his three kids (one of whom is economist and "Freakonomics" co-author Steven Levitt) through expensive universities.

Levitt has gone to extraordinary lengths to plumb the mysteries of flatulence. He's captured farts in specially made Mylar pantaloons, measured the cocktail of gases they contain, even conducted a study devised to get to the bottom of what may be the most contentious question in the field: Which gender emits the smelliest farts?

So what have he and others learned about the fine art of flatulating?

It's a pretty common occurrence. Studies in which volunteers tracked their gas passage suggest people fart 10 to 20 times a day, with some hitting the 30, 40, even 50 mark, says Levitt, who is with the VA Medical Center in Minneapolis, Minn.

An Australian study that followed a group of men and women for a couple of months concluded men let rip on average 10 times a day, while women lag with eight emissions.

But producing less gas may create another problem for women -- and the people around them. Levitt's research suggests women's flatulence is more ... aromatic.

The study was the first ever attempt to provide an objective evaluation of the odour of flatus, Levitt explains. Volunteer judges, blinded to the identity of the generating gender, were asked to rank the potency of the end product.

Volunteer producers -- primed by a diet of pinto beans -- farted into aluminum bags via a rectal tube. The contents of the bags were measured for volume and for sulphur concentration. (Sulphur gases give farts their foul odour.) Syringes full of gas were withdrawn from the bags and wafted by the nostrils of the unfortunate judges.

"Some journal reviewed the worst jobs ever performed in science and this became the number 1,'' Levitt says with a chuckle.

"Now I might say the judges were paid well. Some of them complained of being dizzy and having a headache at the end of session.''

The conclusion: "Women had more sulphur gas and were judged to have more potent odour.''

Sulphur gases make up a tiny fraction of the overall volume of farts, Levitt says. But if that punch is concentrated, well, watch out.

"Individual passage of gas by males is appreciably greater than the individual passage by females -- in volume,'' Levitt explains. "So females could have a higher concentration of sulphur gases but the total amount passed per passage would be about the same.''

But who complains most about a partner's farts? Again, the distaff contingent takes the prize.

"It's often the women who are bringing the husband and saying: 'He's got a problem with gas.' And he says: 'No I don't,''' says Dr. Bruno Salena, a gastroenterologist at McMaster University in Hamilton.

Levitt concurs: "When I go to various parties, etc., I've never had a male complain about the gas passage of his female partner. But I've had so many complaints from the opposite direction it's ridiculous.''

In the main, flatulence is made up of five gases -- nitrogen and oxygen, which are swallowed while talking, chewing or drinking fizzy beverages, and carbon dioxide, hydrogen and methane, which are produced in the gastrointestinal tract during digestion of food.

Gas produced or trapped in the intestine only has three possible routes it can follow. Some will be absorbed into the body. Some will be burped out. And some will pass as flatulence.

People who lack bacteria that break down certain food components -- say lactose, the sugar in milk or some of the sugars in carbohydrates -- may produce more gas when they consume those foods.

That explains the potency of beans. They contain sugars humans can't break down. "So it's automatic that they're delivered to your large intestine, these sugars, where they churn out and make gas," Levitt says.

As for the noise, well, that's a product of restriction and pressure, says Salena, likening the process to whistling.

"Depends on the variables: the volume and pressure and the restriction," he explains.

"It's like making a sound with your lips, blowing air through your lips. And you can make that sound by some restriction and pressure. Similarly it (farting) is a combination of restriction and pressure. So it's a vibration of basically tissue, just like the lips."

As for cutting back on flatulence production, Salena suggests trying to reduce the amount of swallowed gas. Levitt is pessimistic about that option, insisting breaking that habit is hard to do. That's because people who swallow air are generally unaware they are doing it, he says.

Diets with extremely low carbohydrate intake produce little gas, but are hard to live on, Levitt notes. And many of the foods those regimes eschew should be part of a healthy diet, Salena says.

Maybe years of exposure to the subject have inured Levitt, but he says he doesn't give a hoot about the occasional toot.

"I don't worry one bit about gas. And I don't worry one thing about what I eat. I eat everything.''

Some weird factoids about flatulence through the ages:

* Blue angels: Only certain people have bacteria in the gastric systems that produce methane, Dr. Levitt says. And only methane-producers can perform the time-honoured frat house trick of igniting a blue flame when they hold a match to an escaping fart.
* Musical toots: In the 1800s Frenchman Joseph Pujol apparently became so adept at controlling his flatulence flow he could sound musical notes. Called "le Petomane'' _ the fartiste _ he was reputedly the highest paid performer in France at his prime.
* Colonic explosions: In the early days of colonoscopies, attempts to burn off polyps in the colon ignited explosive hydrogen gas in the colon of several unlucky people, sometimes with tragic results. The colon-cleansing preparations people now take the night before a colonoscopy have solved the problem. Says Levitt: "I've never heard of an explosion in someone who's had a decent prep. But until they used these prep solutions, there was a problem with explosions.''

MOOSE GETS STUCK ON HIGH POWER WIRES ?


Pogo Moose Incident - Fairbanks , Alaska
"They were laying new power cables which were strung on the ground for miles. The moose are rutting right now and very agitated. He was thrashing around and got his antlers stuck in the cables. When the men (miles away) began pulling the lines up with their big equipment, the moose went up with them. They noticed excess tension in the lines and went searching for the problem. He was still alive when they lowered him to the ground. He was a huge 60 inch bull and slightly peeved!"

Mischa Barton Is In Deep Shit

































Mischa Barton recently blew a .12 on a breathalyzer test when she was pulled
over Dec.27. After getting bailed out of jail she admitted to smoking pot, which
was found in her car, and taking pills, that were found in an unmarked pre-
scription bottle. But not all is going downhill for the starlet. She is still set to
host the opening of The Cat House Grand Opening at Luxor Las Vegas on
Dec.29. Sounds good. Just the other day I did a post about MB and her
sunbathing topless. If she could stick to just doing that and not getting
loaded and driving her car, we would all be alot happier.



ARSENAL IN PLAYBOY

Portalul Vitaly Reeva, rezerva acestuia, Vadim Deonas, mijocasul Serghei Zakarliuka dar si alti jucatori ai lui ARSENAL KIEV au aparut in numarul din octombrie ai revistei PLAYBOY (varianta UCRAINA):

NICKI HILTON - MORE MAUI BIKINI PICS


FINALLY - A GIANT CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN ! ! !