CLASSIC CARSON - ED AMES' TOMAHAWK

SILENCE OF THE LAMBS "BLOOPER REEL"

THE LEGEND OF KLAUS KINSKI ! ! !



This is a wonderful scene from Werner Herzog's documentary "My Best Fiend: Klaus Kinski". This is a shot of Klaus flipping out on the set of Fitzcarraldo, one of several incidents that Herzog discusses in the film.

THE LEGEND OF ORSEN WELLES ! ! !

ORIGINAL "FROZEN PEAS" COMMERCIAL OUT TAKE


THE PINKY & THE BRAIN PARODY


JOHN CANDY SCTV VERSION

JOE NAMATH - " I WANNA KISS YOU"


SOMEHOW I JUST CANT SEE THE DONNIE DARKO,BROKE BACK MOUNTAIN KID PLAY THIS SCENE IN THE MOVIE!

KERMIT THE FROG ON "TWO GIRLS ONE CUP"

Katie Price Is A Classy Piece Of Ass

































Who is Katie Price? What does she do? Why is she famous? Answers to
all of these questions are irrelevant. I don't what she was doing in this
picture, but from what I can see, little is left to the imagination. For
one thing, from what I can see in the picture, she is using a shirt as
a dress. This is usually some thing Britney Spears does but if this was
Britney flashing her panties while getting into an SUV, we would all
go instantly blind and probably have to clean puke off their keyboards
for the next half an hour. She looks good, I must say that. Other than
that, I don't have much to say.


Gemma Atkinson Wants Her Sexy Curves Back

Gemma Atkinson has revealed she dropped a stone during her time in the jungle, but she has already vowed to get her curves back.

The former Hollyoakes actress admitted she indulged in a chocolate feast after she was axed from I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here earlier this week.

She said, "I lost a stone in there, so I need to stock up on food now. Thankfully I didn't lose my breasts, which is the main thing. I didn't want to lose them."

"I noticed my shoulders, spine and collarbone were looking a bit bare but I'm hoping to put it all back on."

The model, who dates football star Marcus Bent, says size zero holds little appeal to her, reports Daily Mail.

Kelly Brook Pulls Out Of Strictly Come Dancing

Grieving Kelly Brook has pulled out of BBC's Strictly Come Dancing following the death of her father, reports Daily Mail.

She had initially vowed to continue rehearsals for Saturday's live show in his memory, but found it "too difficult" to concentrate during training.

Her agent Jon Fowler said: "Kelly Brook has decided today to withdraw from Strictly Come Dancing to be with her family, following the death of her father on Monday to lung cancer."

Fergie 2008 Calendar



Fergie 2008 Calendar

BLONDE ON THE MIC CHECK ???

THANKS JUAN !

Avril Lavigne - Hot!

If you are a long term Avril fan, her latest hits may be a little 'poppy' for you, but one thing you can't deny is that she's grown into a truly beautiful woman, Ford Modelling agency contract and all. This latest video shows that she can be glamorous as well as edgy.

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Shannon Elizabeth - underwear as outerwear

Although it's likely that Shannon will forever be everyone's favourite exchange student from the American Pie films, here she is proving her versatility - illustrating that even a pair of men's undies can't spoil the look of a beautiful woman.



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Kim Kardashian Got Her Shit Stolen





























As of a few days ago, Kim kardashian's diamonds and jewelry were heisted
from the airport. Including $50,000 dollars worth of jewelry, a cartier
watch,a digital camera and her laptop. Wait. What was that? A digital camera
and her laptop? That sounds sexy, sexy enough to be sold to the tabloids.
I personally have no sympathy for this dingbat. How did she even get
$50,000 worth of jewelry? Did she cash her check from Playboy and
splurge it all on jewels? And laptops are for smart people, not Kim
Kardashian. I can't wait for the photos to be published online, and I
will be one of the first sites to publish them too. However, reguarding the
bling, anyone who was dumb enough to loan 50k worth of jewels to
Kim Kardashian deserves to have their shit heisted. I doubtr she'll
be getting any of it back.



..AND THE OSCAR FOR BEST NUDE SCENE ???

FROM "CASHBACK"

BONUS TOPLESS PICTURE BECUASE SHE IS SO F-ING HOT

PAGE 3’s Keeley has beaten dozens of Hollywood beauties to be runner-up in a film poll to find the hottest nude scene.

She trounced Alist stars including Sienna Miller and Natalie Portman for her movie debut in Cashback.

It was a low-budget production but became a hit after our Page 3 Idol winner stripped to reveal her curves.

Keeley, 21, from Bromley, Kent, was narrowly pipped to the top spot by sexy Marisa Tomei, 42, in Before The Devil Knows You’re Dead.

Keeley said: “I’m absolutely thrilled by the result.”

The Top 20 are in full:

1. Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead - Marisa Tomei

2. Cashback - Keeley Hazell

3. Hotel Chevalier - Natalie Portman

4. Black Snake Moan - Christina Ricci

5. Factory Girl - Sienna Miller

6. Yellow - Roselyn Sanchez

7. The Heartbreak Kid - Malin Akerman

8. We Own the Night - Eva Mendes

9. 300 - Lena Headey

10. Knocked Up - Stormy Daniels and Nautica Thorn

11. Feast of Love - Alexa Davalos

12. Good Luck Chuck - Chelan Simmons

13. Lust, Caution - Wei Tang

14. Bug - Ashley Judd

15. Alpha Dog - Olivia Wilde

16. Alone with Her - Ana Claudia Talancón

17. Halloween - Danielle Harris

18. Hostel: Part II - Heather Matarazzo

19. The Last Time - Amber Valletta

20. Rise: Blood Hunter - Lucy Liu

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JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT - BIKINI PICS



VICTORIA BECKHAM LOOKS A LITTLE LESS "SPICY" ?

The Daily Mail says today that Victoria Beckham may have had her implants removed. Oh, I know, I couldn't believe it either.


SEPTEMBER 2006



NOVEMBER 2007




The Spice Girl stepped out at a television studio in Los Angeles this week looking much less perky in a certain area. Her once gravity-defying assets had moved in a direction more befitting to a 33-year-old mother of three.
This was in marked contrast to a year ago, when she was almost bursting out of a very similar dress in New York. Victoria was once forced to admit she had had breast implants in a court document for a libel trial.
Last night, her spokesman said: "I would say she is not wearing the push-up bra she normally wears, but I have not seen the pictures and I have no idea."

The first two pictures below are from September Spice of last year, the next three are from Yesterday Spice. I wonder if I keep writing like This Spice someone will realize how Dumb Spice this cutesy little gimmick is, especially since all I care about is seeing some hot foreign Vagina Spice.

TWODALOO- THE MARRAIGE SAVING TOILET ?


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GOOD OLE POLITICAL GOSSIP "BILL CLINTON HAS STILL GOT IT" !!!


FROM ARIANA HUFFINTON'S BLOG

I’ve just spent two weeks travelling (sic) and speaking with media elites in L.A., Chicago, NYC, and D.C. and among other things, I was repeatedly told that The New York Times and The L.A. Times are ’sitting on a BIG Clinton story,”‘ Huffington Post blogger Bill Robinson reports. “What concerns me is that this story has nothing to do with Hillary, her policy positions, her record, or her presidential potential. The ‘big story’ everyone is sitting on apparently has to do with the many current affairs of Bill Clinton, whom (sic), they will allege, has a gal in every port. I know, I know, you roll your eyes, you yawn, you wonder how anyone could possibly care about such things, true or not, when there is so much at stake in this upcoming election. But then you see what is going on with today’s Trent Lott/gay hustler rumors, this week’s Hillary/lesbian aide rumors, and you remember that the ghost of Karl Rove still haunts us.”

WTF ? - Madonna dyes sheep for Vogue !!!


MADONNA has horrified animal activists after dyeing her sheep blue, pink, yellow and green for a Vogue spread at their English country estate, in Wiltshire.

Madonna, 49, and husband Guy Ritchie, 39, insisted the dye used was temporary and did not harm the animals but an online report on music-news.com has said that the Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (RSPCA) stated that even though the dye may be safe for the animals those who copy this stunt might not be so careful.
An RSPCA spokesperson said: "Why is it necessary and what are they trying to prove? It is an irresponsible publicity stunt. It sends out the wrong message about how to use animals."


The shoot was for the book Vogue Living: Houses, Gardens, People in which Madonna is one of 36 profiled celebs.

SPICY PUERTO RICAN PEPPER PAGENT ???

THE STRANGE TALE OF ZOEY ZANE






Emily Sander, missing 18 year old college student from El Dorado, Kansas is believed to be the victim of foul play. Her friends have shared a secret with investigators. It seems the young woman was leading a double life as internet porn star Zoey Zane. Sanders is seen in the upper left hand corner of the picture above. The suspect is seen in the lower right corner.

Several of her friends at Butler Community College said that it was a closely guarded secret, only known to her closest friends. Police are aware of the Zoey Zane website but have not said whether that has anything to do with Emily Sander disappearance.

Sander informed her parents on Thanksgiving that she had signed a contract to do pornographic work on the website. Her boyfriend reportedly broke up with her over the news.

The college student was last seen leaving a bar on Friday night in El Dorado, about 30 miles from Wichita. She was said to have left with a 24 year old male. The man, Israel Mireles has disappeared - along with his 16 year old girl friend. A rental car he had been driving turned up empty in Texas.

A nationwide manhunt is underway for the pair, according to police investigator Chad Young. Police are also looking for the bedspread shown in the picture above. It is missing from the hotel room Mireles and his girl friend were staying in before they disappeared.

View photos from the Zoey Zane website and an AP video of police investigation below.

These are the tame photos from the Zoey Zane website. Zoey Zane is dressed as the tin girl.

Paris, Nicky And Nicole!


The axis of evil met up to do
lunch in Beverly Hills.
Jennifer Love Hewitt is in a
bikini. It is ot as attractive
as you might think.
Brooke Burke bikini pictures
from Ralph magazine.
Victoria Beckham got her
implants taken out.
Britney Spears is pregnant
with her third puppy.
Paris Hilton wants to adopt
kids from China.
Celebrity Rehab coming to a
VH1 near you.
Even more Hayden Panettiere
bikini pictures.
Chritstina Aguilera naked and
pregnant on the cover of Marie
Claire magazine.

ITS OFFICIAL KIM KARDASHIAN IS A WHORE ?


Kim Kardashian would have lesbian romp with Britney Spears for $1 mil.
Atlanta, GA 11/27/2007 05:07 PM GMT (FINDITT)

Britney Spears has reportedly revealed her fantasy about reality star Kim Kardashian. Spears allegedly admitted that she daydreamed about Kardashian being her lesbian lover.
Kardashian has allegedly agreed to have a lesbian romp with Spears…but only for $1 million. According to the Sun, Kardashian has admitted she was a little “freaked out” by Spears’ admission.

“She said she loves me and loves my butt and how she wants to be my lesbian lover. It’s totally freaked me out,” the Sun quoted her as saying. “I mean, what do you say other than ‘no thanks.’ Actually, maybe I would do it for a million bucks!”

GILLIAN ANDERSON KISSES LETTERMAN

THE KISS LEADS TO 5 MINUTES OF SEXUAL INNUENDOS

BAD DAY AT THE OFFICE ???

DARTS TOSS WITH AN ELEPHANT ???

THE ELEPHANT WAS CLEARLY OVER THE LINE

BABY'S GOT BACK ! ! !

WHITE PEOPLE SURE CAN DANCE !!!

WHAT WOMEN WANT ???

IF ONLY I WAS TALLER AND MORE ASIAN !

WHO TOOK A DUMP IN MY BACK SEAT ???

"IT SMELLS LIKE YOUR SOLD YOUR ASS TO THE DEVIL" !

KFed Got The Cover Of Details

































Can you fucking believe it? This douchebag just doesn't go away. He
is considered one of the most influential men under 45. Amongst other
people, Zac Efron, Shia LeBoeuf, Miley Cyrus, and Hilary Duff. I am
not sure what makes them men. Inside he says, On the direction of
his acting career: "At some point I'd actually like to play somebody
other than a bad guy or an ass." Don't hold your breath KFed. Also
he says, On Fatherhood: " To be a father is everything. It shows me
how little I am." Thats not fatherhood KFed, thats just you being you.
I am still stunned this idiot got the cover. Who the fuck is he influencing?
Idiots who wanna be wigger rappers when he grows up?

Sarah Matravers