UK Girls and Babes - British Celebrities - Hottest Celebs and Babes Photos from UK: October 2006

NYC goes on the record for hating KFed

Did you hear that? It was the sound of KFed's
album dropping. It sounded like a thumbtack hitting
tile. Today KFed proved that all white wigger rappers,
no matter what celeb they are married to, will never
sell an amount of records worth mentioning.I am not sure
what the stats will be at the end of the week. But I am
sure all their advertising has been wasted.So far
Cleveland and NYC has cancelled his concerts due to
lack of interest. He claims to be "America's Most
Hated" and he is. Apparently moping around with
Britney Spears' fatass and neglecting his kids don't
stimulate album sales.Overall, he will probably rake
in enough cash to secure him for another year after
Britney leaves his ass, and he will probably use that
on a weekend in Vegas. I'll be watching the Billboard
Kevin. I'll probably see my name there before yours.

Oprah gives away $300,000

It seems that simply having one of the best
ratings in daytime television show history isn't
enough for Oprah. She was continuously wow the
world with her " do gooding". She recently gave
$1000 gift cards to all of her audience members with
instructions for them all to spend it on the needy or
a charitable organization. With 300 members that day
she unloaded $300,000. I do however, doubt the
audience will be spending the money on the poor.
Theres no real way of telling if the member in hand
is using the money on charity, or if they are buying
new Prada sunglasses. This is $300,000 wasted.
If she wanted to contribute to the needy, she should
have came out behind her lair that is the Oprah
Winfrey show, and actually gave money to an organization.
You'll never see Oprah in Thailand, or in New Orleans
surveiling tsunami damage. She will always be
in her studio warmth sending "normal people" out to
help the world. I feel sorry for these idiot audience
members who keep going and getting screwed with
some sort of Oprah Army task. Stay home people.

Roselyn Sanchez - pole dancing in white PVC boots

Stunning latina Roselyn Sanchez may have caught your eye in Rush Hour 2, but she's currently wowing US audiences in the new series of Without a Trace. Here's a set of promo stills from the second episode of the season - entitled 'Candy' - to show what I mean. Man, I love those boots!

Pamela Anderson - leather boots, gloves and top

Sorry for not posting for the last couple of days. I've been under the weather. Anyway, enough excuses, back to the update!

Today sees buxom beauty Pamela Anderson in a revealing leather ensemble; over the knee boots, gloves and top.

I couldn't decide which scan was better, so I've included both the ones I had :)

Witherspoon hits the open market

I hope Phillipe releases
a sex tape in revenge.
[ A Socialite's Life]

KFed got cancelled.
Pretty sad when he
hasn't even released
his album yet.
[DListed]

Jessica Alba gets
her ass tapped in
the ocean.
[Egotastic]

Pamela Anderson's
wig is falling off.
[ Hollywood Tuna]

Desperate Housewife
gets nude photos stolen.
No,not one of the pretty
ones.
[ Celebrity Nation]

Paris Hilton and friends
dress up for Halloween.
At least I think those are
costumes.
[ Pink Is The New Blog]

Paris Hilton is a sexy
stripper, hooker, cop
thing.[ Celeb News Wire]

Tara Reid is a plastic
surgery nightmare.
[ Hollywood Rag]

Studio 60 about to be
cancelled. Apparently
Matthew Perry wasn't
the Friends talent.
[ Defamer]

The Paparazzi ran out of film

Now I lnow what those guys in the movie
"Paparazzi" muct have felt. When there isn't
any news, make your own. Which I assume is
the case this weekend. There hasn't been a
celebrity news update since Friday. And even
the mainstream tabloids haven't budged. So
with all this, Lohan decided to make the Paparazzi
themselves the story. She was seen at the corner
of Sunset and Olive near a dog park freaking out
over "spies" who were following her. She said
they were in a silver 4Runner. The two men
were actually Paparazzi, and this fact seemed to
shock Lohan. She noticed the 4Runner moving
towards her Escalade and she sped off, only to be
followed by the Paparazzi. In one hand I am
saying "Lindsay Lohan is paranoid" on the
other I am saying " She is doing the smart thing
and making news out of the news makers when
there is no news. Either way, she looks freaky in
her holloween garb. I think it is some ninja
bathrobe cobo. And I think thats a 7 inch Tampon
in her right hand.

Rosie O'Donnel does CMT, or no thats Kelly Clarkson

This is pretty disgusting.Kelly Clarkson is neither popular
or talented enough to suddenly gain weight. And her short
haircut just reveals more of her neck. Now I do like some
of her newer music, but she's more of an eyepeice. IS there
an American Idol curse? Seems like that fat black guy got
fairly skinny then had medical issues. Clay Aiken was turned
from nerd into someone who is continuously swarmed by
insane fans, and Clarkson turned into a future team member
on The Biggest Loser. Now I will just have to wait for
Carrie Underwood to get ovarian cancer and leparsy of the
breasts to confirm that American Idol is not the dreamboat
contestants thought it was. Kelly needs to suck out her
fat and inject it into Nicole Richie.

Jessica Simpson is a hacker nerd

Jessica Simpson admits
to being seduced on
MySpace. So thats who
I cybered last night.
[ Egotastic]

Paris Hilton
thinks her movies
suck.
[ Pink Is The New
Blog]

Snoop Dogg likes
to toke up before
he shoots up the
plane.
[ Defamer]

Lindsay Lohan's
neighbors are pissed
at her. They are even
lucky to know her.
[ Hollywood Rag]

Avril Lavigne shows
us her panties. But not
in one of those crappy
modeling shoots.
[ Hollywood Tuna]

Mariah Carey is
banned in Hong Kong.
Now if America will
just ban her.
[ A Socialite's Life]

Nicole Richie wants
to be fat.
[ Celebrity Nation]

Jessica Alba shoves
her fingers up her nose.
I wish it wasn't her nose.
[ Popoholic]

Kate Winslet hates
doing nude scenes. But
she will still do them in
every movie til the
end of time.
[ DListed]

S-Club 7 Girls in PVC - video update

[Updated January 25 '07 - uploaded video to another provider because of deletion.]

I found a better quality version of the video I posted a couple of days ago, so without further ado:

Download (352x288 - 39.6MB):
Click here!

It's still not great quality, so please get in touch if you have a superior video.

KG

Hilary Swank in stilettoes

It's not often that we get Oscar winners on this page, but today's a pleasant exception. Hilary Swank has gone from playing a plucky fighter in The Next Karate Kid to playing...er, a plucky fighter in Million Dollar Baby, and hasn't put a foot wrong along the way. She may have a little trouble continuing that journey in these heels though... ;)

Nicole gets the boot

Anna Nicole Smith is being kicked out of her
Myrtle Beach home after owner G. Ben Thompson
reported that she has not paid him for a mortgage
which was supposed to have been paid a year ago.
She has until Halloween until the owner files a formal
eviction. Smith's people have not confirmed if
this is the situation, but Thompson tells People that
he will evict if not paid soon.

Why is it when celebs have mucho bucks and
nothing really weighing them down financially, they
decide to make beleive times are "tough" by
purposely going into debt. If Thi sguy goes to court,
then she will have to explain under oath why she
hasn't paid him, the paternity results and the actual
father of Daniellynn, and how much money she
deserves from her billionaire ex-husband. Thats
alot of swearing. And between the death of her son
and her apparent drug addiction, she will probably
die from large amounts of stress.

I also think the paternity results will show that
Daniel was the father of the baby, and that she is a
sick incest freak who kills to cover up her shame. That's
just what I think.

The Future Presidential Ticket

Team Laris learn
how to avoid an
"accidental" panty
slip.
[ Pink Is The New
Blog ]

Apparently over
exposure to papa-
razzi bulbs isn't
good for your
driving eyes.
[ Egotastic ]

Tom Cruise may
go back to work...
on one of these 2
million movies.
[ Defamer ]

Paris for hire!
She's only 100k!
[ Hollywood Rag ]

Lohan is worried
she may be remembered
as a bad actress. Why did
it take so long for her
to be concerned?
[ Popsugar ]

Gwen Stefani is
realizing it may be
too late to pose for
Playboy.
[ Celebrity Nation ]

Pamela Anderson
and Denise Richards are
knocking off Romy and
Michelles High School
Reunion.
[ Hollywood Tuna ]

Tori Spelling thinks
you should look like
her. [ City Rag ]

Kirsten Dunst is
trying to do that acting
thing again.
[ IDLYITW ]

S-Club 7 Girls in PVC

S-Club 7 may be disbanded now, but their legacy lives on. The girls were always the highlight of this bubbly troupe, and they look even better than usual in this fab clip. There's PVC, leather, platform stilettoes and Hannah wears some very special PVC thigh boots. Definitely one to savour :)

Sorry about the VHS video quality. Does anyone have a better cap? Let me know!

Download (512x384 - 19.0MB):

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Beam me up TomKat, Cruise and Holmes are getting hitched

Well it seems as though the two scientologists have
decided to pledge loyalty and forever weirdness to each
this coming month on Nov.18 Though Moon Pies and
freeze dried ice cream would be the pastry of choice at
this event, the couple will probably go for a more European
theme as they decided to hold the event in Italy. Why?
Who cares?So far the guest list includes no one but family,
but will they really deprived Hollywood's elite from attending
their vows of Scienfruitiness? I mean Beckham's fembot
ass has gotta be in the pews.And it turns out Armani
will be designing the spacesuits, I mean bridal clothes.

Lucy Pinder - fishnet bodystocking and boots

Shy and retiring Lucy is the subject of tonight's post. Here she is decked out in fishnet bodystocking, thong, and some great metal-heel boots. And you know my weakness for metal heels ;)

Kudos to FunkyPhil for sending this stunner of an image in.

Atomic Kitten - boots and suspenders

There's no doubt about it, the highlight of this performance is definitely Jenny's high-heeled boots and their attached 'suspenders'. I've never seen these before and they're definitely top of my list of things to watch out for in the future :)

And that's not to say that Tash and Liz aren't looking fab in this Top of the Pops performance of "Ladies Night" either. Altogether well worth the (rather large) download!

Check out the Atomic Kitten collection here.

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