Beam me up TomKat, Cruise and Holmes are getting hitched


Well it seems as though the two scientologists have
decided to pledge loyalty and forever weirdness to each
this coming month on Nov.18 Though Moon Pies and
freeze dried ice cream would be the pastry of choice at
this event, the couple will probably go for a more European
theme as they decided to hold the event in Italy. Why?
Who cares?So far the guest list includes no one but family,
but will they really deprived Hollywood's elite from attending
their vows of Scienfruitiness? I mean Beckham's fembot
ass has gotta be in the pews.And it turns out Armani
will be designing the spacesuits, I mean bridal clothes.



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