Things William Alan Shatner has done that you haven't:
* Released a live lemur from a baby carriage to help three women book cheaper travel online.
* Broken up a road-rage argument on a Los Angeles street on his way to the Academy Awards.
* Portrayed himself as a pickled severed head in "Futurama.''
* Lent his face to psychopath Michael Myers of the original "Halloween,'' whose producers bought a Captain Kirk mask and painted it white.
* Cracked a fart joke in a "Star Trek'' movie.
* Simulated copulation with a Candice Bergen doll on prime-time network TV.
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