Peaches Geldof: Decoded, the mystery of Geldof girl's tattoos

Warning: Contains topless images of Peaches Geldof.

News of the World - Just a week after confirming that she is to divorce Max Drummey after 186 days, the 19-year-old wild child pranced in the sunshine displaying her astonishing collection of weird body art. As she frolicked topless in the surf with friends at a five-star South American beach resort Peaches showed off an incredible total of TWENTY tattoos which document a catalogue of broken love affairs and bonkers obsessions.

News of the World - Recommended: Straight to NOTW gallery of topless Peaches Geldof photos.

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Peaches Upset With "Fake, Cheap & Chavvy" WAGs

Peaches Geldof, 18, wasn't happy about losing out to - top WAG - Coleen McLoughlin for the title of Britain's best dressed celebrity at The Perfume Shops' High Street Fashion Awards.

Peaches told the Daily Star, "Coleen, better dressed than me? Yeah right, like all those other footballers' wives."

"It's ridiculous. In fact, they are all cheap and chavvy. And let's not talk about being fake... the nails, the make-up, it's crazy."

Is Peaches talking sense or is she just a sore loser?
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Uma Confirms Split
Uma Thurman's publicist has confirmed that the actress has split with long-term partner Andre Balazs.

Thurman and hotelier Balazs have been together three years, and last week rumours began to circulate that the couple had called time on their relationship.

Lily & Peaches Make Up
Lily Allen and Peaches Geldof have ended their feud, which kicked off last summer, reports The Sun.

DJ Peaches will reveal on Channel 4’s Transmission With T-Mobile show this Friday how she kissed and made up with Smile star Lily at a London nightclub.

She said: “We looked at each other and thought, ‘This is rubbish’.”
Yesterday Goss UK reported that Lily made up with Amy Winehouse.

Peaches On Paris

Bob Geldof's daughter, Peaches Geldof has called Paris Hiton "thick."

Peaches told NME:

"Paris is thick and sometimes looks like a transvestite, even though she's better looking than me. Also, she's a socialite and I'm not."