Top 10 Reasons David Letterman Marrie His Ugly Wife

David Letterman marrie dprobably one of the ugliest women in America. But
since he is one of the ugliest guys in America, that is ok. He actually made a
pretty funny top 10 list as to why he married the woman he married. It goes
as follows...

10. Poconos offers newlyweds free room with champagne-glass Jacuzzi.
9. If I'm gonna catch Larry King, I'd better get going.
8. Still drunk from St. Patty's, dude!
7. She needed a green card.
6. When you're my age and look like I do, if someone says they'll marry you, you do it.
5. Don't have to listen to any more crap from that quack Dr. Phil.
4. I finally fit into my dream dress!
3. Free cake
2. Got tired of waiting for Paris Hilton.
1. Figured at the least we'd get a mediocre Top Ten out of it.

So there you have it. At the very least I hope she gold digs his ass for everything
he is worth.

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