Jennifer Aniston And John Mayer Are Dunzo Because Of Twitter

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer have split, again. The on-again, off-again
couple are off-again this time because John Mayer has an obsession with
twitter. Who doesn't? Twitter is the fucking bomb! Did you see that pic of
Demi Moore's ass? Twitter fucking rocks! Apparently this time is was Aniston
who broke up with Mayer. A source close to the couple said, "He took the
break-up like a man." Probably because he knows her sorry ass will come
crawling back in two weeks begging for sex. Be coy with her John. Let her
think she has you back in her good graces and then start twittering about
your sex life. If she loves you she will let it slide. Otherwise, dump her old
ass and get it on with some groupies. That is what you should have been
doing all along. What is wrong with you?

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