Mandy Moore Is Off The Market


































It seems that all the hot actresses in Hollywood are spoken for. That is
probably because they have never met me. Anyway Mandy Moore is
now engaged to Ryan Adams. I don't know how long they have been
going out because I do not usually keep up with who is dating who. I do
however update this site with news when an actress either comes back
on to the market or goes off the market. Like I said, if they met me they
would love to live a life of meaningless sex and lust, but I digress. The
creepy thing about this hook up is that Mandy Moore is 24 and Ryan
Adams is 34. This officially inaugurates him into the dirty old man
association. I can't really blame him. I know when I turn 64 I will
still be staring at 20 year old pieces of tail and trying to muster a
boner with my pocket full of viagra. If you want to see a pic of this
loser just head over to Popeater and check out the freak extraordinaire.
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