The Jonas Brothers appeared on Letterman last night. During the interview
Letterman asked Joe what his relationship with Taylor Swift was like and he
said, "You know... we didn't work out." In other words she wouldn't put out.
It kind of irks me that one of the hottest chicks in country music is 19 and
instead of having a new one night stand every single night she has gone out
of her way to tell the world she is a virgin. It is also annoying that being in
a boy band Joe has girls throwing themselves at him on a daily basis and he
has gone out of his way to tell people he is a virgin. Nick Jonas was asked
about dating Miley Cyrus but I am sure his prude ass probably got scared
every time he had a boner and started to cry. You know Miley wanted to
put out, but Nick would have none of it. The top 10 with the Jonas Brothers
went like this...
10. Our new 3D concert film puts you right in the middle of a six-hour tour bus ride from Pittsburgh to Albany.
9. Often we are astonished by how adorable we are.
8. Sometimes we lather, rinse, repeat and then repeat again!
7. Last Sunday night, I won a Grammy for “Best New Jonas.”
6. Osama said he’d come out of hiding if we’d meet his 15-year-old niece.
5. One time when we were on the road, things got really crazy and we stayed up until 10:30.
4. We’ve seen Paul Blart: Mall Cop 27 times.
3. Once a week we get mail for Dr. Joyce Brothers.
2. We have no idea who that old dude behind the desk is.
1. A couple years back, Angelina Jolie tried to adopt us.
Pretty funny.
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