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Cat de bine se pricepe Ronaldo la femei?

Aflat la Rio de Janeiro in perioada de refacere dupa o accidentare mai veche, Ronaldo s-a gandit la putina relaxare si a mers ... la urmatorul nivel.
Primul: Ce e mai bun decat o femeie? - Doua femei!
Al doilea nivel, in viziunea lui Ronaldo: Ce e mai bun decat doua femei? - Trei transexuali! :)

Vrand sa agate 3 femei, a dat peste 3 transexuali, care i-au cerut 30000 dolari pentru a pastra secretul in fata mass mediei!
Andreina Albertino, hmmm de fapt Andre Luiz Ribeiro Albertino l-a filmat cu telefonul mobil, cand a Ronaldo l-a amenintat cu bataia, iar acesta l-a acuzat pe fotbalist ca i-ar fi cerut droguri! Ronaldo neaga tot, insa....

Rumor Willis Is Not A Beautiful Person


But according to PEOPLE she is
in the top 100.
Paris Hilton is still alive and well.
Mindy McCready. Don't know who
she is, but shes hot.
Amy Smart rocks the nipple tape
like a pro.
Jordan is not Elvira. Could have
fooled me.
Scarlett Johansson is trying
that whole singing thing again.
And she sucks at it.
[ Nehked ]
The new Grand Theft Auto 4.
Oh how I wish I still played
video games.
Keely Hazell has the most famous
boobs in the world!
John Travolta looks like a
sleaze bag.

Tila Tequila Enjoys the Pool

Tila Tequila is very busy getting attention and publicity as her reality TV dating show is airing its new season soon. She was seen enjoying herself and posing for the paps this weekend at the Harrah's Resort and Casino. Here are her photos wearing a really sexy outfit.









4 dueluri - 4 motive sa nu pierdeti Chelsea v Liverpool

Va propun pentru seara aceasta cele 4 dueluri care vor hotari soarta partidei: managerii celor doua echipe, GRANT v BENITEZ, MICHAEL ESSIEN v STEVEN GERRARD , DIDIER DROGBA v JAMIE CARRAGHER , JOHN TERRY v FERNANDO TORRES











Albert Hofmann died on Tuesday aged 102, synthesised LSD in 1938

SO, THE GUY WHO INVENTED ACID LIVED TO BE 102?...HMMM




The day, April 19 1943, became known among aficionados as “Bicycle Day” as it was while cycling home from his laboratory that he experienced the most intense symptoms.

Hofmann was working as a research chemist in the laboratory of the Sandoz Company (now Novartis) in Basel, Switzerland, where he was involved in studying the medicinal properties of plants. This eventually led to the study of the alkaloid compounds of ergot, a fungus which forms on rye.

In the Middle Ages, ergot was implicated in period outbreaks of mass poisonings, producing symptoms in two characteristic forms, one gangrenous (ergotismus gangraenosus) and the other convulsive (ergotismus convulsivus).
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Popular names such as “mal des ardents,” “ignis sacer,” “heiliges Feuer,” or “St Anthony’s fire” — refer to the gangrenous form of the disease.

Hofmann’s studies led to many new discoveries such as Hydergine, a medicament for improvement of circulation and cerebral function and Dihydergot, a circulation and blood pressure stabilising medicine.

His interest in synthesising LSD was stimulated at first by the hope that it might also be useful as a circulatory and respiratory stimulant.

But when his molecule, known as LSD-25, was tested on animals, no interesting effects were observed, though the research notes recorded that the beasts became “restless” during narcosis. The substance was dismissed as of no interest and dropped from Sandoz’s research programme.

But five years later, acting on some intuition, Hofmann decided to resynthesise LSD. In his autobiography, LSD, My Problem Child (1979), he recalled that in the final stage of the synthesis, he was interrupted by some unusual sensations.

In a note to the laboratory’s director, he reported “a remarkable restlessness, combined with a slight dizziness. At home I lay down and sank into a not unpleasant intoxicated-like condition, characterized by an extremely stimulated imagination.

"In a dreamlike state, with eyes closed, I perceived an uninterrupted stream of fantastic pictures, extraordinary shapes with intense, kaleidoscopic play of colours. After some two hours this condition faded away.”

Hofmann concluded that he must have accidentally breathed in or ingested some laboratory material and assumed LSD was the cause. To test the theory he waited until the next working day, Monday April 19 1943, and tried again, swallowing 0.25 of a milligram.

Forty minutes later, his laboratory journal recorded “dizziness, feeling of anxiety, visual distortions, symptoms of paralysis, desire to laugh”.

Unable to write any more, he asked his assistant to take him home by bicycle. “On the way home, my condition began to assume threatening forms.

"Everything in my field of vision wavered and was distorted as if seen in a curved mirror. I also had the sensation of being unable to move from the spot. Nevertheless, my assistant later told me that we had travelled very rapidly.”

Back home, when a friendly neighbour brought round some milk, he perceived her as a “malevolent, insidious witch” wearing “a lurid mask”. After six hours of highs and lows, the effects subsided.

Sandoz, keen to make a profit from Hofman’s discovery, gave the new substance the trade name Delysid and began sending samples out to psychiatric researchers.

By 1965 more than 2,000 papers had been published offering hope for a range of conditions from drug and alcohol addiction to mental illnesses of various sorts.

But the fact that it was cheap and easy to make left it open to abuse and from the late 1950s onwards, promoted by Dr Timothy Leary and others, LSD became the recreational drug of choice for alienated western youth.

An outbreak of moral panic, combined with a number of accidents involving people jumping to their deaths off high buildings thinking they could fly, led governments around the world to ban LSD.

Research also showed that the drug taken in high doses and in inappropriate settings, often caused panic reactions. For certain individuals, a bad trip seemed to be the trigger for full-blown psychosis.

Hofmann was disappointed when his discovery was removed from commercial distribution. He remained convinced that the drug had the potential to counter the psychological problems induced by “materialism, alienation from nature through industrialisation and increasing urbanisation, lack of satisfaction in professional employment in a mechanised, lifeless working world, ennui and purposelessness in wealthy, saturated society, and lack of a religious, nurturing, and meaningful philosophical foundation of life”.

Albert Hofmann was born at Baden, Switzerland, on January 11 1906, the elder of two children. Having graduated from Zürich University with a degree in chemistry in 1929 he took a doctorate on the gastro-intestinal juice of the vineyard snail.

After leaving university, he went to work for Sandoz Pharmaceuticals where he researched the medicinal properties of the Mediterranean squill (Scilla maritima), before moving on to the study of Claviceps purpurea (ergot).

As a result of the use of LSD as a recreational drug Sandoz found itself bombarded with demands for information from regulatory bodies along with demands for statements after accidents, poisonings, criminal acts and so forth from the press. For scientists unaccustomed to the glare of publicity, it became a headache.

“I would rather you hadn’t discovered LSD,” Hofmann’s managing director told him. In the end the decision was taken to stop all further production.

Hofmann laid some of the blame at the door of Dr Timothy Leary. In his autobiography, he described meeting Leary in 1971 in the railway station snack bar in Lausanne.

Hofmann began by voicing his regret that Leary’s experiments had effectively killed off academic research into LSD and took Leary to task for encouraging its recreational use among young people. Leary was unabashed.

“He maintained that I was unjustified in reproaching him for the seduction of immature persons to drug consumption,” Hofmann recalled, on the ground that American teenagers “with regard to information and life experience, were comparable to adult Europeans” and able to make up their own minds.

Hofmann continued to work at Sandoz until 1971 when he retired as Director of Research for the Department of Natural Products.

In addition to his discovery of LSD, he was also the first to synthesize psilocybin (the active constituent of “magic mushrooms”) in 1958.

He also discovered the hallucinogenic principles of Ololiuqui (Morning Glory), lysergic acid amide and lysergic acid hydroxyethylamide.

In retirement, Hofmann served as a member of the Nobel Prize Committee. He was a Fellow of the World Academy of Sciences, and a Member of the International Society of Plant Research and of the American Society of Pharmacognosy.

In 1988 the Albert Hofmann Foundation was established “to assemble and maintain an international library and archive devoted to the study of human consciousness and related fields.”

He disapproved of the appropriation of LSD by the youth movements of the 1960s, but regretted that its potential uses had not been explored. He had been due to speak at the World Psychedelic Forum in March, but ill health prevented him from attending.

Albert Hofmann was married and had three children.

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FINALLY - A MARIJUANA BOOK FOR KIDS ! ! !


One night, Jackie woke up past her bedtime.

She smelled something funny in the air, so she walked down the hall to her parent's bedroom



FROM "IT'S A PLANT"




“What’s that, Mommy?” asked Jackie. “Are you and Daddy smoking a cigarette?”

“No, baby,” said her mother. “This is a joint. It’s made of marijuana.”

“Mar-a-whahh?” asked Jackie, sleepily.

“Marijuana,” smiled her dad, “is a plant.”

“What kind of plant?”

“Well...” said her mom, “how about we go on a bicycle ride tomorrow, and I will tell you all about it. Okay?”

“Okay,” said Jackie.





Farmer Bob walked Jackie and her mom through his garden, stopping to point out the different plants.

He grew many! There were avocados, with ruddy skins like an alligator. They also saw a cactus, figs, pumpkins and even mint growing by a strawberry patch. Mmm!

Finally he reached a pot with a sweet, skunky smell.

“This,” said Bob, “is a marijuana plant.”

“This plant lives all around the world,” he said.

“It can grow very, very tall with long green leaves. Or, it can be short, fuzzy and purple! Marijuana has been cultivated for thousands of years just like fruits, beans and grains.”

“Is marijuana a fruit?” asked Jackie.

“You could say it is,” said Bob. “It grows flowers to make its seeds. I pick the seeds to make food and oils. Then I clip the flowers and dry them.”

“What do you do with the flowers?” asked Jackie.

“My friends eat them,” said Bob, “and smoke ‘em.”

“They smoke flowers?!”

“Yep. Doctors, teachers, artists, actors, even mayors and presidents. Marijuana makes some people feel happy. Other people say it’s ‘dreamy.’”

“Why do you use it, Farmer Bob?” asked Jackie.

“I don’t,” he said. “It just puts me to sleep!”

FINALLY - $180 BIRD POOP FACIAL MASK ???


NEW YORK (Reuters Life!) - Forget avocado, evening primrose oil or other exotic ingredients, the latest facial to hit New York is a mask made with bird excrement.

The Geisha Facial, available at Shizuka New York for $180, about $100 more than the shop's other facials, contains nightingale excrement.

The Japanese powder, also known as uguisu no fun, is rich in the amino acid guanine, said to brighten and cleanse skin. In the 18th century geishas and kabuki actors used the powder to clean heavy white makeup off their faces.

"I'm always trying to bring Japanese culture and tradition to my spa," said Shizuka Bernstein. "I heard my mother talk about this treatment when I was a little girl."

The Japanese manufacturers of the powder treat it with ultraviolet light to kill bacteria. Bernstein mixes the substance at her spa with finely-ground rice bran to neutralize its slightly musky odor.

She claims the mask helps women achieve a porcelain white quality to their skin.

"I was a little tentative at first," said Andrea Nieto, who recently received the treatment. "But there was no smell. It was creamy and rich."

Intalniri precedente CHELSEA - LIVERPOOL

Foarte multe intalniri in Champions League intre cele doua echipe englezesti:
- 2004-05 Semi-Finala (Chelsea 0 Liverpool 0; Liverpool 1 Chelsea 0) Luis Garcia a marcat golul care a eliminat echipat lui Jose Mourinho
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2005-06 Faza Grupelor (Liverpool 0 Chelsea 0; Chelsea 0 Liverpool 0)
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2006-07 Semi-Finala (Chelsea 1 Liverpool 0; Liverpool 1 Chelsea 0 - Liverpool won on penalties)
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2007-08 Semi-Finala Prima Mansa (Liverpool 1 Chelsea 1)

The Jimi Hendrix Sex Tape Yuck!




























This is the grossest news I have heard in a long time. Jimi Hendrix apparently
banged 2 brunettes in 1968 and video taped it. Vivid will be releasing it this year.
A rock and roll collector apparently found the sex tape just weeks ago and now
it is open for the public to view it at their leisure. Why anyone would want to
see Jimi ina sex tape is beyond me. I am just crossing my fingers that the other
2 girls in the video are hot. Otherwise this will become the lowest selling sex
tape of all time. And rightfully so. OK Im dont, I am going to go puke now.



Heather Vandeven in Red Bikini

Heather Vandeven, 2007 Penthouse Magazine's Pet of the Year, is not stopping to be sexy. Here are her pics in sizzling red bikini. She was recently named Twisty's Treat of the Month of March 2008. Her talents include not only taking her clothes off, but she can also dance and act, having appeared at a number of music videos.





Denise Richards Enjoys the Malibu Beach and Sun

Bond girl Denise Richards has a new reality TV show, and she is flaunting her bikini body at the beach to get attention. Aside from hanging out at the beach, Denise was recently seen enjoying the summer sun with her family at a Malibu park. Here are her pics in a very pretty mint green bikini.