Samantha And Lindsay Sittin' In A Tree





























Alot of rumors have been swirling over the past few months that Lindsay Lohan
is a lesbian and is dating DJ Samantha Ronson. Well, it is not really a rumor any-
more because they have been seen kissing and holding hands on multiple occasions
and they tend to spend every waking moment together. Well now there are "rumors"
that they are actually going to get married. Here are some quotes. " Lindsay's mom
Dina has told pals that she wants to 'welcome Sam into the family' with a lavish do,
including drinks and canapes for Li-Lo's pals and relatives. The 22-year-old Freaky
Friday star has been shopping for a white mini-dress for the occasion- and I hear she's
chosen a very bridal-looking one by Chanel." Interesting. The rumors are also circulating
that she is going to get married around the same time her album drops. If I am not
mistaken, she has been working on her album for quite some time now. She is working
on it because of her erratic behavior essentially got her banned from a number of
production companies, limiting her ability to work in Hollywood. Heres my prediction.
They get married, her album sells, she goes on a mini Hollywood club tour and performs
here and there. After that she decides that she loves cock more than ever before, divorces
Sam and devestates her life. She then hooks up with me and we make beautiful love
for the rest of time. Or at least I hope that is the way things work out.



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