'Twas the end of a long year...
And time to reflect.
On Tinseltown tidings...
To remember, to forget.
We also heard sorry
When Mel drank too much...
But it didn't affect
His box office touch.
With dollars in hand,
Ticket buyers lined up...
To see the Pirates again...
And a country tow truck.
Snakes on a plane...
Had the internet buzzing.
Lots of hype for a film
That turned out to be nothing.
We got another James Bond...
And a new Superman...
Plus a wacky reporter
From Khazakstan
Brokeback won honors,
but Crash took an Oscar...
So did Phillip,
and Reese
Few actors were hotter.
It was a big year for George...
Scoring an Oscar surprise...
And sexiest man in the world...
In one magazine's eyes.
And speaking of eyes,
They seemed everywhere...
On Lindsay
On Paris
On KFed and Britney
On TomKat
On Angie
On Bobby and Whitney
Katie took Dan's chair...
Vieira took Katies...
Rosie joined the View
But Star left those ladies.
Save the cheerleader, save the world
Heck, save a network to boot.
While a bald guy named Howie...
Gave out oodles of loot.
This year brought us smiles...
And a tear now and then.
As we escaped for a moment
Again and again
On the biggest
Of big screens...
On the smallest
Of small...
Whether download
Or ticket,
There was something for all.
- Mark Barger
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