Paris is going to get married, and probably reduce the spread of worldwide STD's at the same time

I thought George Bush was against odd and unconstitutional
marriage. I guess not. Cause he is gonna let some poor fool marry
someone who will cheat on him nightly, and probably divorce
him in a week. But nevertheless. Paris Hilton is engaged to
Stavros Niarchos. The greek god of shallow. She tells the Daily Star,
" I want a fairytale wedding and Britney's going to be my matron
of honour. She can advise me." Oh my god. May as well be in Vegas
with midgets as ring bearers and everyone dressed in pink. Doesn't
she mean man of honor? After seeing Britney's upskirt shots I
am not sure she is a matron. I say, if Paris is such the romantic,
go all out. Try to top the TomKat wedding. Rent a castle in Italy,
have 12 horses pull a white buggy, have a wedding tail 30 feet long,
and invite every celebrity under the sun except Oprah. But no
that is not the tradition for prenup influenced "impulses." They
will get married in Vegas and get divorced forthwith just like Nicky.
Maybe , just maybe, we can get a quote out of Stavros Niarchos.
I have never heard this guy say anything. He isn't as outspoken
as Todd Meister. What a name. So I will be waiting, and hopefully
for a sex tape as well. [ Source]