Paris Hilton says she's celibate, that's like saying Lindsay Lohan doesn't like attention

Just look at this tramp. It's ridiculous. It's ridiculous to think
that for one day she didn't search out the nearest dick to penetrate
her in every way she can think possible. Paris Hilton is claiming 7
months celibacy. " I have been celibate fo rsix or seven months. I
would rather make out and kiss someone instead of sex." Yea right.
That's like saying Dennis Miller is short winded and funny. That's
like saying Jessica Simpson is a deep actress and has a future in
Hollywood. There is not a chance int he world she has been anything
near celibate since she was 17. She apparently had a 12 month, one year
ban from sex when she decided the paparazzi made her out to be
sexually promiscuous.Who would have thought? Her, of all people,
sexually promiscuous. Apparently by saving herself, which is a total
and complete blunt lie, she has decided to extend some adive to the
young girls of our nation.About earning the respect of a man. "I'd
rather not do anything. Guys want you more when you don't. Young
girls should know that." Keep in mind this is coming from the star
of the highest selling sex film in American History, and cast herself
in such role when she was 18. This is hysterical. I mean Paris Hilton
telling girls to keep it in their pants. Maybe she will recant her statement
when the Paris and Cuthbert cunt bumping S&M film surfaces. [ Source]