Lindsay Lohan bruised her firecrotch, at least she killed some crabs

The S Factor is becoming trendy. Its that thing where you
pole dance to get in shape. Or in Lindsay Lohan's case, to get more
slutty. She is starring in a new movie I Know Who Killed Me and
she will be performing the act in this flick. " Three hours of pole dancing
and bruised everywhere. I mean we are talking inner and upper thigh
action-buised- like a walking black and blue mark." She says. I am
sure the bruising is not from pole dancing. But from greaseball Brandon
Davis. However she does admit that the role she is playing in the movie
is a topless dancer. So if we don't see her na na's in her new product
line, we will see them in this movie. Which has got me curious, if she is
bruising her hoo hoo in the rehearsals, then does that mean she will
be totally nude in the movie. I'll watch and see. [ Source]