Carmen Electra to attend the biggest lesbian bash of the year

I am looking forward to this. I wish I had backstage passes.
The Dinah Shore Girl's Bar has confirmed that Lucy Lawless and
Carmen Electra will be in attendance at their "festivities" at the
Palm Springs Convention Center. I do not know what they mean
by festivites. A carpet munching contest? I read on a few other
sites that Electra has been bumpin naughties with Joan Jett.
All I can think of is Carmen Electra making out with that blonde
in Starsky and Hutch. It wouldn't surprise me if Electra liked
nothing other than snatch when she hops into bed. She prefers
to be taboo. I mean this chicked married Dave Navarro and dated
Dennis Rodman. With that track record, she is probably traumatized
from all men altogether. I would just wanna set of boobs to keep
me warm after relationships like that. But nevertheless. She will
get nude. She gets nude everywhere. This party is titled, RA: A
Party of Epic Proportions. HooHaa. The event happens March 31
2007. What the fuck are they celebrating? Lesbianism? The
fact that they are lesbians and Carmen Electra is coming to their party?
You can still buy tickets but I am sure they are expensive. [ Source ]