Things are heating up at the Paris cathouse. Just
recently while having Britney Spears over for a guest, she
decided that flashing her cooch and hanging out with the
worlds most notorious dickhead Brandon Davis was simply
not enough to convince the world she has completely
dropped all her inhibition and that marrying KFed was far
from the worst thing she could have done.According to The
Sun, "Paris took Britney upstairs in her house and fitted her
in a blue tu-tu, and then Paris put on a matching tu-tu.
They then went downstairs and danced on Paris' in house
stripper pole." Why doesn't it surprise me that Paris
has an in house stripper pole. I mean being the world's
biggest slut takes work. She has to practice. This can't
be all that bad. I mean if Britney is dancing on a stripper
pole, she will have a chance to work off some of that Cheeto
baby fat. I am sure the next lesson from Paris to Britney will
be a proper way to give a blowjob and how to torture a
chiwawa to the point of suicidal tendencies. I don't
mind Britney perfecting her sleazy skills to the point of
red light employment, but she does this in the mist of
trying to rebuild some semblance of a music career. Apparently
Pharrell Williams is not taking this respectfully. She
snubbed him while this was taking place."Pharrell
takes this as a diss.It's bad.Pharell even had a basket
of gourmet cupcakes sent to the Marlin Recording
Studio where they were set to work together!" I mean
this isn't a choreographer or a Tinseltown acting agent.
This is Pharell Williams. Maybe if at the next meeting he gets
a basket of sex toys and Doritos and she will be in attendance.
In the meantime we can chalk Britney with one for the
slut side, and zero for the career side.
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