Avril Lavigne is finally making the pop album she's been dying to make

This is not so complicated. First I wanna start by
saying that I hate Avril Lavigne. Yea I'd fuck her, but I
cannot stand her dumb poser Canadian ass. She is about to
release an album. This is the worse thing to happen to music,
but like all post millenium pop stars, as long as they keep
shitting out albums, the producers at TRL will keep buying
them. Its a pop album I am sure. " I wanted to make sure the
songs were fun. Fun for the fans and for myself." Avril says.
That means a producer wrote them and radio stations already
pre approved them. Remember when she was a cute punk rocker?
No I don't either. I am sure when she is done choking out the songs,
she will tour with her boybander boyfriend Deryk Hail.
Its called Best Damn Thing when it will be the Worst Damn Thing.
She'll bark out this CD sometime in April, right about the
time we forget who she is again.

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